jared

honestly no clue what I’m even supposed to tweet anymore | he/him | nyc 🗽

[jared @JaredOfNY]

Shameful. Not one question at the debate on if Nintendo will be lowering the price of Switch so I can get Animal Crossing

[jared @JaredOfNY]

@reallyjimmy Dude I got that for you for Christmas, what the hell?

[jared @JaredOfNY]

@shenn97 “I got a new iPhone”
Instantly get 3 calls in a row asking how I got it

[Ahsan @AhsanEye]

Completely forgot it was halloween. If any trick or treaters ring my bell, all I have for them are size medium white tees

[jared @JaredOfNY]

@reallyjimmy Good so the only right answer is Billy Madison

[jared @JaredOfNY]

@reallyjimmy @AhsanEye @JayBilas I think because I replied on your Quote RT but absolutely need you to witness this

[jared @JaredOfNY]

@TFLorenzi Bro just water bend it’s that easy

[jared @JaredOfNY]

@shenn97 East Meets west does half chocolate fortune cookies now

[jared @JaredOfNY]

@_ReallyJames @shenn97 Bet - time and day

[jared @JaredOfNY]

@_ReallyJames @shenn97 I’m about to redownload this app let’s play

[jared @JaredOfNY]

@shenn97 @_ReallyJames We need to play him in Monopoly, he won’t be able to help but shame us

[jared @JaredOfNY]

@shenn97 Except this part from the Infinity War trailer where you can see Spider-Man’s ashes surrounding Tony after he disappears lol

[jared @JaredOfNY]

@AhsanEye we made it

[Liam Quigley @_elkue]

Starting in 2014, I logged the price of every slice of pizza I ate in NYC. Almost 500 slices later, the results are in. Check it out here: https://t.co/uKmyBoBx87

[jared @JaredOfNY]

@_jtcol Where tf are you? Everyone I’ve went is dead tn

[jared @JaredOfNY]

@_ReallyJames Fuck yeah dude

[jared @JaredOfNY]

@_jtcol I’m this close 🤏🏻

[jared @JaredOfNY]

@shenn97 Hey maybe it’s just easier if we huddle, are you free in 5?

[jared @JaredOfNY]

@AhsanEye I like his Instagram stories

[jared @JaredOfNY]

My costume tonight is Peter Parker as in I’m wearing normal clothes with a Spider-Man costume underneath because I am shy