Jared Raines

Ohio|Tennessee|Texas|Runner|Explorer|Nerd at heart|INFJ|2nd Corinthians 5:17

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#epblookouts

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@DylDixon Voldemort got me.

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“Someone put a bee in her bonnet.”

...I love Southern euphemisms.

@natalieyoung37

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Might need a nap later.

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One of my Uber riders left me a $10 tip last night.

My money is on the woman who, upon getting in my car, touched my face to check if I was black, then hugged me goodbye at the end of her trip.

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@johnaromero Upright AND the crossbar.

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I just can’t win with @UberEats in Cleveland.

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I had a realization while shopping at Walmart this evening: my freezer is nearly empty because I don’t like walking through the frozen section and getting cold.

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Can I go across the street to pick it up?😂 #ubereats

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I hear a lot of people raving about Oreo Thins lately. And that’s okay. I’m not saying they aren’t good, but let’s not forget about Oreo Thicks, aka, the original Oreo.

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I hope to one day open a coffee shop at the top of a hill.

I’m going to call it Higher Grounds.

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@t_andrews27 The most faithful notification ever.

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#networking success tips!

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“The only things we can keep are the things we freely give to God. What we try to keep for ourselves is just what we are sure to lose.”

-C.S. Lewis

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@joshuapwhite I should have apologized to everyone for my insensitivity in regards to using terrible plastic water bottles, and vow to undergo sensitivity training!

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Anybody else screw the lid back on an empty water bottle before throwing it away?

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@joshuapwhite I ordered it yesterday!

Though it would have been funnier had I ordered it in response to this conversation.😂

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@joshuapwhite My Nalgene is currently being shipped from Amazon.🙃

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@joshuapwhite Well, that just escalated quickly.

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@WillJAG50 @MissMorghan Burger King ketchup > CFA sauce