Jared Rubin

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@Jared_Carrabis Better than none!

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@MurrayHillGuy1 Why is August,a summer month, 11th?

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@Kevmath What if you win a satellite into a $10,000 event. What are your options then?

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@MurrayHillGuy1 The US population gonna drop by like 30% in 20 years if strict border patrol lol

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@MurrayHillGuy1 Secure movie rights immediately

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@Jared_Carrabis Buchholz was a way better pitcher than Bello

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@Hogdale_ I hate seeing you like this. You’re gonna give yourself a heart attack and you’re a good dude. Try not to take these losses so personally. I get it - it’s exhausting - Groundhog Day every day with this team.

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@AbeLopezAuthor @MurrayHillGuy1 I approve this message. You should add: “Please hold a moment of silence for my roommate.”

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@Savageboston Pats have an absolutely brutal stretch. @ Chargers on MNF then cross country back 6 days later home vs Buffalo and then Vikings 4 days after that. That’s absolutely horrible especially when both Buffalo games in theory should mean so much.

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@MurrayHillGuy1 The key is to NEVER ask this question. If it’s too high he wants out. If it’s too low he *may* want out. If the number is fine, and she asks him his- his answer might have her wanting out!! Unless both answers are in the Goldilocks zone, you’re just asking for trouble.

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@waltlongmirin @MurrayHillGuy1 There’s gotta be some shy girls that are on dating apps that have a sense of humor. The amount of examples that MurrayHillGuy posts of women being insanely picky is astonishing. They will find *anything* as an excuse to get out of a date. How horrid would it be to be their bf lol

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@MurrayHillGuy1 @waltlongmirin If someone didn’t find that gold comment funny then they don’t have a good sense of humor and I’d be happy to move on

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@tylermilliken_ That may be thee worst starting lineup I’ve seen in my 48 years

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@james_xond Mar 2020

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@Mubarak_mubious Going from soda to no soda and 10k daily steps

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@Hogdale_ During this miserable season at least I’ll enjoy clips like this. A+

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@Jared_Carrabis @JRoche3MR @tylermilliken_ I feel really bad all of you and @Hogdale_ who have to cover this team through all 162 this year. I hope you all don’t have heart attacks and don’t grow gray hair by October. It’s gonna be a ridiculously long season.

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@AdamSchefter You tweet NBA stuff?

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@Bastards_Boston @gfstarr1 Craig Breslow one of the greatest GMs of our generation!

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@pattituude Why would the Pelicans trade their 2 best players for that trash? lol (Zion is always injured so he doesn’t count )