Jared, Cleaner of Pools

Yes, that Jared Schow. Katie's brother. Herbert W. Armstrong College Alumni, Expert snowboarder, #SchowNow News Anchor. I own all content -tache

[Jared, Cleaner of Pools @JaredSchow]

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Freshman class of 2018

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Join us @TheTrumpetDaily live from Armstrong College Campus in Edmond, Oklahoma!

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This is what independent journalism is suppose to do…get to the truth, expose it and report on it so we can learn how to fix the problems in our society. Even when the truth is really ugly.

@nicksortor great work!

[Jared, Cleaner of Pools @JaredSchow]

If your sister doesn't emphasize how cold something is by describing it as "Fuh-REEZING," is she really your sister?

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I really don't like to get political on here, but this has to be said.
I dont think this country has been quite the same since mint chocolate chip ice cream went from green to white. Anybody else?

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If you're not the kind of person who says "hey look, eagles!" when you see random eagles in the wild, I can't be friends with you.

[Jared, Cleaner of Pools @JaredSchow]

Do you ever get hyped up to take a shower because you're excited to use a new shampoo you bought? Because me too.

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Spongebob tryna find the pickles on Bubble Bass's patty. #SuperbowlHalftime #TheWeeknd #PepsiHalftime

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#PepsiHalftime got me feeling like Palpatine about to come back again.

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#Texansvslions #TexansLions
Did the announcer just say "silence the fans?" Dude, there ARE NO FANS. The stands are empty.

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Kuzco-topia. Oh yeah.

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Let's all just come together and unanimously agree that October this year has lasted all of about 45 seconds. I've had school days last longer than this month.

[Jared, Cleaner of Pools @JaredSchow]

Nobody has more self confidence than a person dancing in their car on a Sunny day and that is a fact.

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#JokeOfTheDay
"What do you call an excited fireplace?"

Stoked.

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🌟 A life hack from Jared Schow 🌟
If you are going out with a group, collectively establish a common dress code.
That way, you can avoid embarrassing everybody by being a square peg in your friend group of round holes.

[Jared, Cleaner of Pools @JaredSchow]

Had a fun day at the lake today. Went tubing, and I only fell off 6 times. Top that.
#LakeDay @ Mason Lake https://t.co/4nUwW93qc4

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I don't know who needs to hear this, but here you go.
Stop the paranoia. https://t.co/sqdIqPaexf

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We as a nation have reached new levels of patriotism. Not only is this a TRIPLE-stuffed oreo, but it's red, white, and blue.

Cue the bald eagle screeches and Fortunate Son. https://t.co/GQx3yLo842

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Mi familia.
Throwback to the awesome group dates we used to have in college. They were always great socializing events. I really miss these guys so much. https://t.co/N95OMBPW52

[Jared, Cleaner of Pools @JaredSchow]

Snow? What snow?
Throwback to the most amazing ski trip ever. @ Durango, Colorado https://t.co/D9x1XP1Jps

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@GordonRamsay I made your caramelized bacon and eggs over hashbrowns. I was a little worried that it wouldn't come out very good, but for my first time, I'm pretty happy with it. What do you think?