jewishassjared

seattle

[jewishassjared @JaredTheGod]

never forget

[Ian Miller @ianmSC]

The Europeans that everyone said weren’t going to show for the World Cup are having the absolute time of their lives at baseball games now

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Barold Levert @BFLAT206]

Naw this video is killing me! Bro said “I’m Wild’n” AI Anunoby 😂

[yzyupdates @yzyupdates]

OG Anunoby game-winner x Father Stretch My Hands Pt. 1 😭😭🔥🔥

Absolute cinema

[Connor Mulhern @connoramulhern]

World Cup in USA overall: a complete mess mixed in with horrific racism

Algeria subplot:

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Guy who thinks The Doors are opening up at every local show

[Enguerrand VII de Coucy @ingelramdecoucy]

Gary, Indiana is America’s best kept secret

[Dom @KnowerOfBans]

I can’t possibly explain how insane this is as a local lol

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Every Mad Men character ranked by how seriously they would take playing Settlers of Catan

[caroline :) @soonrightaway]

ironic cause the iceman was a sprite man

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Begging my wife for more beret money

[Perc 𒉭 @PercThaGoat]

That nigga wit the glasses tweaking bruh

[jewishassjared @JaredTheGod]

@DirtclodHogg @DivestSPD A lot less concerning than bullets flying through walls that have children on the other side of them. Next time just don’t respond if you have nothing to contribute clown

[jewishassjared @JaredTheGod]

@DirtclodHogg @DivestSPD But aurora avenues biggest issue is dickhead streamers right?

[jewishassjared @JaredTheGod]

@DirtclodHogg @DivestSPD The maniac with the gun shooting the disabled veteran is a scum bag and realistically deserves more than the 3.5 years sentence he received. Are you now willing to agree that shootings on residential streets are a problem worth addressing?

[jewishassjared @JaredTheGod]

@DirtclodHogg @DivestSPD Why do they have to be non-exclusive?

[jewishassjared @JaredTheGod]

@DirtclodHogg @DivestSPD What does that have to do with anything I said?