Jared Webb

80% trill, 30% dope // your second cousin // rocky top

[Jared Webb @JaredWebv]

i could whoop young sheldon’s ass

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

When’s the speech about Israeli interference in U.S. elections? 🍿

[Jared Webb @JaredWebv]

@ParkerMcCollum my fiancé and I see you on August 1st in Omaha. Doing it as a lil’ trip to take our mind away from wedding planning and moving houses. What’re the odds you’ll sing Misunderstood?

[Shawn Ryan @ShawnRyan762]

Massie: $5.5M raised. Average donor gave $100. His opposition: $32 million. Three billionaires, Secretary Hegseth on the ground, four presidential attacks in one day, all to silence the guy fighting for the Epstein files. Trump calls elections rigged. Look in the mirror. Go Massie.

[Shawn Ryan @ShawnRyan762]

$32 million dollars and an entire administration mobilized to destroy one congressman.
His crime?
Demanding answers about Epstein class abuse networks, and refusing to let child predators hide behind political cover.
If that level of firepower doesn't tell you who's being protected, nothing will.
Go Massie!

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

Morning Everyone

[Docquistador @Docquistador]

Accurate?

I’d say so.

[Jared Webb @JaredWebv]

Let’s get the pedophiles off the game you pieces of shit

[Roblox @Roblox]

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[Jared Webb @JaredWebv]

@ianmiles That’s a @sigsauerinc firearm, are we sure it didn’t go off on its own and that’s what killed him?

[Jared Webb @JaredWebv]

@RealAlexJones Of course his name is Kyle

[Shawn Ryan @ShawnRyan762]

Actually… I do remember that. Unfortunately, not much has changed.

[𝗫𝗮𝘃𝗲 🇦🇺 @WonderbreadMMA]

You just had to be there man

[Jared Webb @JaredWebv]

@EAW7354 @tkelce @newheightshow Well you definitely won’t ever get a marketing position with @drinkgaragebeer seeing you can’t spell.

Hey GUYS, I’m the younger brother to this guy who’s been on your last nerves for the last couple months. If you ever want true beer security, let me know.

[Sean Pendergast @SeanTPendergast]

Greatest tweet ever. Eat shit, Rashee Rice

[TONY™ @TONYxTWO]

Little Girl: “I’m a boy.”

Mother: “You’re not a boy. Don’t ever say that again. You’re a girl. You understand me? Jesus made you a girl, so you’re a girl. It’s what you’re meant to be and what you’ll only ever be.”

It’s literally that simple 👏🏼👇🏼

[Sean Padraig McCarthy @SeanMcCarthyCom]

Haha babe could you fire the Salt Lake City FBI field director a week before Charlie Kirk comes? Oh no reason lol

[MAGA Voice @MAGAVoice]

I am in tears. Vice President JD Vance is carrying Charlie Kirk bringing him home on Air Force Two

Charlie Kirk is a true hero to America

I will never forget this 🙏

[Chloe Cole ⭐️ @ChloeCole]

I saw this video this morning on my feed and I think it so eloquently explains what Charlie Kirk was put on this earth to do.

“When people stop talking, that’s when you get violence, that is when civil war happens”

[Jared Webb @JaredWebv]

@NoContextHumans Oh but when I try to help marine life by dropping my old car batteries in the ocean everyone throws a huge fit

[Joe Rogan Podcast News @joeroganhq]

Tucker Carlson: "How can you say thousands of children were raped, but I'm not gonna find out who raped them?! I don't want a revolution, but if you wanted a revolution, this is how you would act."