Jared Zaniewski

Science is stronger. UML Lacrosse Alum. MPH, RDN.

[Field Yates @FieldYates]

Tom Brady's 22-year career:
* 7X Super Bowl champion
* 5X Super Bowl MVP
* 3X NFL MVP
* 15X Pro Bowl
* 6X All Pro
* NFL's all time passing TD leader (624)
* NFL's all passing yard leader (85,520)
* Most career wins: 243

🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐

[Field Yates @FieldYates]

Great story in the football/lacrosse world, as last night former Maryland star & Tewaarton winner Jared Bernhardt led Ferris State to its first DII Championship.

Bernhardt played this season to honor his late father, a longtime football coach. He accounted for 37 TD this year.

[Craig Spencer MD MPH @Craig_A_Spencer]

You buried the lede @statnews

"Against severe disease, which includes people with low blood oxygen levels or who are hospitalized, the overall efficacy of the vaccine was 97%”

This👇 is the most important part of the preprint imo. Efficacy against severe disease STILL excellent

[ESPN @espn]

WHAT A FINISH!

@UVAMensLax holds off Maryland in dramatic fashion to win its second straight men's lacrosse national title! 🏆🏆

[ESPN @espn]

Justin Fields is off the board!

The crew reacts to the Bears trading up to take their QB 🐻 #NFLDraft https://t.co/RW0EtM7pdv

[Kelsey Mangano, PhD, RD @ManganoKelsey]

Congratulations to Dr. Putra @ChristiantoPut3 on his successful dissertation defense in Pharmaceutical Science @UML_ZCHS @UML_CPH The Mangano lab is incredibly proud of you and excited to follow your independent research career!!

[UMass Lowell Center for Population Health @UML_CPH]

@ChristiantoPut3 review has been published that explores the literature evaluating sources of #dietaryprotein & their benefit to muscle health in #olderadults highlighting need for further research in plant vs. animal protein and their effects on aging @ManganoKelsey @UMLResearch

[Zaven Sargsyan @sargsyanz]

[Random loose mRNA lying around in a deltoid]

Nobody:

Ribosome: let me go ahead and transcribe this

Macrophage: Yo, check out this cool spike I found

T-cell: wtf is that? Get rid of it. Where’s Bob?

B-cell: yes?

T-cell: If it ever shows up here again...

B-cell: yes mam

[shannon sharpe @ShannonSharpe]

Why can’t I just enjoy my day w/o being dragged into y’all foolishness 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[CNN @CNN]

BREAKING: JOE BIDEN WINS

Joe Biden will be the 46th president of the United States, CNN projects, after a victory in Pennsylvania puts the Scranton-born Democrat over 270 https://t.co/g5ahxZ3Zcu #CNNElection

[Esther Choo, MD MPH @choo_ek]

Stop counting cases and the pandemic will go away!

Stop counting votes and the losing will go away!

No counting! Counting shows bad things!

[The COVID Tracking Project @COVID19Tracking]

Our daily update is published. States reported 1.15 million tests, 68k cases, and 877 deaths. 37k people are currently hospitalized with COVID-19. This is the highest case count since July 30.

[Brandon Caldwell @_brandoc]

cam dead serious, he ain’t even use his own font for this message

[Allegra Harpootlian @ally_harp]

A teenage TikTok-er pointed out that there were no ASL interpreters at the debate last night, which means ~600,000 deaf Americans were not afforded the chance to participate in their democracy. I can't stop thinking about it. How can that STILL be an oversight in 2020?

[Damien Harris @DHx34]

If you see him again, tell him I said what’s up since you’ve spent more time with him than I have lol

[antifa kewpie @sillyassbilly]

if ur not livid ur on the wrong side

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

If you take the blue states out, the Falcons won this Super Bowl

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

Man in the Red Bandana story gets me every. Time. Welles Crowther was THAT DUDE

[Andy Slavitt @ASlavitt]

BREAKING: The NBA just announced that all basketball arenas will he turned into 2020 voting locations.

Ample space for large amounts of people to vote safely.

[Haudenosaunee Nationals Lacrosse @HAU_Nationals]

#TogetherAsOne

A statement from @lyle4thompson

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