Jared Zimmerline

Father. Husband. Writer. Hawkeye. Here to tell the story of right hand, left hand.

[Jared Zimmerline @JaredZimmerline]

Just received the new collector's edition of Candyman directed by the legendary @BernardJMRose. Be sure to check it out and visit @thefilmera to peep my review. Next we need a blu ray release of Paperhouse! Make it happen @Scream_Factory!🍬🍭

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[Stephen King @StephenKing]

“A piece of shit” is a perfectly adequate description of Leningrad Lindsey.

[Jared Zimmerline @JaredZimmerline]

@GovMikeHuckabee @seanhannity @FoxNews @realDonaldTrump @POTUS Yet another spineless sycophant spewing Trumpist bullshit. History isn't kind to dictators, Gov. Huckabee. It won't be kind to Trump shoe shiners like you, either.

[Bill Kristol @BillKristol]

It is a profound national humiliation that Donald Trump is the president of the United States.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

You don’t have to be good to work for Donald Trump. You just have to be willing to kiss his ass.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Christian Fundamentalists: If Trump was a Democrat, you’d be screaming that he was the antichrist.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Let's get 1 thing straight. I'm not THAT Steve King.

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

I don't have the stomach to RT the video of the person who abused their dog by letting it spin in a dryer & found it so amusing they just laughed. If you know who's responsible- REPORT IT TO AUTHORITIES so they can save that poor animal from future torture! #ShamefulCanineCruelty

[Jared Zimmerline @JaredZimmerline]

@StephenKing @AwardsDaily Insert Big and Awakenings and anything by Agnes Varda. RIP to both Agnes and Penny Marshall.

[Jared Zimmerline @JaredZimmerline]

@TmoneyTalks @letterboxd

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

In Stockholm today an old man asked me “what has happened to your country? You pulled out of Paris climate accord, you let anyone have machine gun, your president spouts hate. The America of my youth won World War II and was a model to the rest of the world. What happened?”

[Alex Vincent @alex_vincent]

@realDonaldTrump @USATODAY How many other lawmakers tweeted to wish a fighter good luck 13 minutes later?

[Jared Zimmerline @JaredZimmerline]

@GageZimmerline @PaulEhrsam Funniest shit I've seen in a while😂

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

By promulgating such hashtags as #MoscowMitch and #LeningradLindsey, am I sinking to Donald Trump's childish kaka-poopie taunts? Probably, but those two bottom-feeders deserve it. Their behavior is un-American.

[Jared Zimmerline @JaredZimmerline]

@TmoneyTalks I'm glad you enjoyed it. A classic, in my opinion. Yet another great example of De Palma remixing Hitchcock.

[Jared Zimmerline @JaredZimmerline]

@TmoneyTalks What did you think of Body Double? I don't think its De Palma's best, but definitely one of my favorites.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Disgusting and rat-infested: That would be Donald Trump's brain.

[Jared Zimmerline @JaredZimmerline]

@TmoneyTalks @letterboxd Undoubtedly De Palma's best.

[Joaquin Castro @JoaquinCastrotx]

They’re Americans.
You’re a bigot.