Jared Scotton

Story teller. American treasure. Functioning adult.

[Jared Scotton @Jared_Scotton]

@daxshepard Yeah, that’s not what was said at all. Stay classy, @POPSUGAR
@daxshepard you’re the man, your podcast is the absolute best, period, and you’re a class act for correcting this.

[Jared Scotton @Jared_Scotton]

@chrissolari Hahahahahahahahahahaha

[Jared Scotton @Jared_Scotton]

@realDonaldTrump Lmao you’re so fucked. Just stfu.

[Jared Scotton @Jared_Scotton]

@TahBanks18 @billyb2009 This copy and paste doesn’t apply to anything I said.

[Jared Scotton @Jared_Scotton]

@billyb2009 I’m good. I just felt compelled to point out the silliness of your tweet.

[Jared Scotton @Jared_Scotton]

@jessicawluther Huh? Did you watch the game? How was the rule breaking, spitting, hard fouls, refusing to play, etc. NOT an embarrassment? Their behavior was inexcusable.

[Jared Scotton @Jared_Scotton]

@jessicawluther They were chided for a lot more then that, and rightfully so. Their behavior today was an embarrassment to the World Cup. End of story.

[Jared Scotton @Jared_Scotton]

@lgbtqfc Ohhh, I didn’t realize it meant a lot to them. I guess you’re right then, fuck the rules and fuck civility.

[Jared Scotton @Jared_Scotton]

@marksummerscast And yet there are countless actors and models that do both... What a vapid, whiny, tweet.

[Jared Scotton @Jared_Scotton]

@MichiganNation2 14-0 and ranked #2 in the country, no, they totally suck. Are they “okay”? What kind of a question even is that?

[Jared Scotton @Jared_Scotton]

@TheDailyBail He moved his leg right as Chase was trying to step over it you fucking moron. Clear as day. Unlike that fat piece of shit’s clearly blatant dirty late hit on Chase. Nice try, hack.

[Jared Scotton @Jared_Scotton]

@thekibosch Torie just stop trying. You’re wrong, and your article was awful. Reflect, be better, or just stop writing. Your viewpoint is simply obnoxious at best.

[Jared Scotton @Jared_Scotton]

@thekibosch This is the worst fucking article ever. You sound like an evil fool. What an absolute waste.

[Jared Scotton @Jared_Scotton]

Here's hoping Trump love tweets his own stroke today. #ComeyDay

[John Schindler @20committee]

Failing to mention collective security (Art V) in his big speech, Trump sends a message which Putin will not miss.

https://t.co/Bzok2GKBRG

[Jared Scotton @Jared_Scotton]

@hulu @LateNightSeth STOP funding @seanhannity. A propaganda artist, liar, stain on society. #boycottseanhannity

[Jared Scotton @Jared_Scotton]

@hulu End your advertising relationship with @seanhannity asap. For the sake of your business. #FireHannity

[Jared Scotton @Jared_Scotton]

@seanhannity You're a propaganda artist stooge. Pure faux-intellectual garbage. Watch your sponsors keep dropping like flys. #FireHannity

[Jared Scotton @Jared_Scotton]

@hulu Please join the others in pulling your advertising from @seanhannity or you'll be losing MANY loyal subscribers. #disgusting