Jarrett Alexander

Currently trying to get on Oprah’s will

[Jarrett Alexander @Jaredsnotmyname]

Whoever texts for &pizza needs to get off Twitter

[Jarrett Alexander @Jaredsnotmyname]

@YoThatsCree @lizzo @LibnOfCongress It was a great show start to finish

[Jarrett Alexander @Jaredsnotmyname]

My neck
My back
My McNuggets and Big Mac
Welcome to McDonald’s would you like to try the Khia Meal?

[Jarrett Alexander @Jaredsnotmyname]

What happened to all those restless leg syndrome commercials?

Y’all legs rested now?

[Jarrett Alexander @Jaredsnotmyname]

A Quiet Place
A Quiet Place Part II
A Quiet Place Part III: Hush Little Baby Dont Say a Word
A Quiet Place Part IV: A Little Bit Softer Now
A Quiet Place Part V: Silence is Golden
A Quiet Place Part VI: Shut Yo Mouth
A Quiet Place Part VII: Loose Lips Sink Ships

[Jarrett Alexander @Jaredsnotmyname]

Me on the phone with Verizon on Dec 21st trying to activate my real DNA

[Jarrett Alexander @Jaredsnotmyname]

@theJuanSalvador This is still a read💀 you’ve only continued

[Jarrett Alexander @Jaredsnotmyname]

This year I thought I’d dress up as the scariest thing I could think of

White Privilege

[Jarrett Alexander @Jaredsnotmyname]

I guess ✨Museum✨does sound a lot better than “come look at our old shit”

[Jarrett Alexander @Jaredsnotmyname]

Why do ghosts always have to be reliving some crazy trauma?

Why can’t I die and relive a really good day at six flags

[Jarrett Alexander @Jaredsnotmyname]

Hoes be getting married and changing their official pronouns to “we”

["menacer of the public conscience” alleged vampire @P3tty0dd]

I think everyone should see this update on the Breonna Taylor petition

[Jarrett Alexander @Jaredsnotmyname]

After this year can someone make a new phase for “hindsight is 2020”

I am not trying to look back on this bullshit

[Des. @insanely_made]

All 50 states.

[Sunny ☀️🌻 @lovelaurelle]

White parents are upset about the “I can’t breathe” commercial on Nickelodeon because it scared their children. News flash dim wits this is nothing new for black children. Check your privilege and educate your children.

[ad ⭐️ @dalithestalli]

in an attempt to disperse crowds, #DavidMcAtee, a louisville bbq chef known for serving cops free meals, was shot and killed by the police last night. he was unarmed. not only were the officers’ bodycams off, but they also left his body on the street for 12 hours.
say his name.