George Lopez (parody)

i cooka da pizza

[Gillian Branstetter @GBBranstetter]

Screaming "HUMANS ARE BIPEDAL" at a one-legged man while I criminalize prosthetics and wheelchairs

[Matt McDermott @mattmfm]

The same people stockpiling guns to defend against a tyrannical government now insist that if a federal agent gives you an order, you either comply or die.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

It’s not about drugs. If it was, Trump wouldn’t have pardoned one of the largest narco traffickers in the world last month.

It’s about oil and regime change.

And they need a trial now to pretend that it isn’t. Especially to distract from Epstein + skyrocketing healthcare costs.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Now the coverup is out in the open. This is far from over.

Everyone involved will have to answer for this. Pam Bondi, Kash Patel, whole admin.

Protecting a bunch of rapists and pedophiles because they have money, power, and connections.

Bondi should resign tonight.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Donald Trump is the worst president we've ever had.

[Sabrina Carpenter @SabrinaAnnLynn]

@WhiteHouse this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.

[Reevie @reevierat]

Was watching The Iron Giant and this made me spring out of my chair

[brandon* @brndxix]

again

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Fuck MAGA and the GOP

[George Lopez (parody) @JarenHerald]

He did the meme

[Tim Burchett @timburchett]

This disgusts me. If any country ought to be kissing our ass it’s France. My Uncle Roy fought and died and is buried there for their freedom.

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

they'll put a woman in prison for a miscarriage but you can state your intent to let your kids die from a preventable disease and its fine

[James Surowiecki @JamesSurowiecki]

Just figured out where these fake tariff rates come from. They didn't actually calculate tariff rates + non-tariff barriers, as they say they did. Instead, for every country, they just took our trade deficit with that country and divided it by the country's exports to us.

So we have a $17.9 billion trade deficit with Indonesia. Its exports to us are $28 billion. $17.9/$28 = 64%, which Trump claims is the tariff rate Indonesia charges us. What extraordinary nonsense this is.

[I Smoked Mitch McConnell's Brain @BlackKnight10k]

A car salesman has turned the President of the United States into a babysitter. America is not a real place man

[Jake. @YedIin]

99.9% sure that Elon Musk is a supervillian. Remember this tweet when he takes over the world.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

This guy is a leech on the public. No matter how many billions he gets in tax cuts and government contracts, it will never be enough for him.

Now he’s going after the elderly, the disabled, and orphaned children so he can pocket it in tax cuts for himself.

It’s disgusting.