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NORMALIZE PSYCHOTROPICS

[jaret @JaretAllred]

I get bored on Sundays

[jaret @JaretAllred]

@micaelarigley this pains me to read

[CORRELL B @CORRELLB2]

CASCADE - EVERYTIME WE TOUCH (COVER)

[jaret @JaretAllred]

I am calling it now. TENET will be the best film of 2020. Christopher Nolan just does not miss.

[jaret @JaretAllred]

@akhilhh close second

[jaret @JaretAllred]

best alley of all time, period

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

"The lob. The JAM!"

For @DeAndre's 32nd birthday, we look back at that time he gifted Brandon Knight with a poster 🎈

[jaret @JaretAllred]

yes, please go be a raging antisemite somewhere else, thanks

[Nick Cannon @NickCannon]

Y’all can have this planet. I’m out!

[Sam Bagenstos @sbagen]

My god, this story: Student at Groves HS in Birmingham, Mi, is incarcerated in a juvenile facility on the alleged probation violation of not keeping up with her online schoolwork during the pandemic. She's still there. Surprise twist in the next tweet. https://t.co/yThdZfRK5I

[jaret @JaretAllred]

ooh so this is why chance fell off, he actually lost his mind

[Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper]

Are u more pro biden or anti ye and why? I get that you’ll want to reply that you’re just tryna “get trump out” but in this hypothetical scenario where you’re replacing Trump, can someone explain why Joe Biden would be better??

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

GOP boycotting Nike over Kaepernick = “free speech”

Dems boycott anything= “suppression”

I know consistency isn’t your thing, but pick a lane. Trump targeted Latinos on Day 1. Caged our kids. And you defend it.

Your habichuelas probably taste like your politics anyway: 0 sazón

[jaret @JaretAllred]

this is absolutely wild. imagine if there’s actually a connection 🤯

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

Hey, do you remember when we used to wear hats with Obama slogans, have Obama flags outside our houses, and constantly go to Obama rallies in non-election years?

Oh that’s right, we did none of that shit because we weren’t in a fucking cult.

[jaret @JaretAllred]

lmao “we employ 10 year old kids in sweatshops in Asia and pay them pennies a day, but at least we are pretending to care about racism!” genius PR move

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Nike has removed all Washington #Redskins merchandise from their website.

[jaret @JaretAllred]

we actually spent 4 months as a country doing everything right to contain covid just so people could FUCK IT UP TO GET HAMMERED AND BUY USELESS PRODUCTS. this place is a hellhole, i give up on thinking otherwise

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

Wow, this is actually inspiring.

[Dan @d1rtydan]

A guy on reddit reversed engineered #TikTok

Here’s what he found on the data it collects on you

It’s far worse than just stealing what’s on your clipboard:

[Spartan Avenue @SpartanAvenueFS]

Most beautiful picture ever

[jaret @JaretAllred]

LETS GO HOME LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

[NBA TV @NBATV]

“It’s been a great ride.” 🙌

Congratulations on retirement, @mrvincecarter15!

[Dylan Park-Pettiford @dyllyp]

Elijah’s last words were: “I’m an introvert. I’m just different that’s all. I’m so sorry. I don’t have a gun. I don’t do that stuff...All I was trying to do was become better. I’ll do it...You all are phenomenal. You are beautiful. And I love you. Try to forgive me. I’m sorry.”

[MB @maleeezy_]

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