Jareth Duke

Upstart Artist. Wrestler. Visionary. The Duke of Edinburgh.

For enquiries contact [email protected].

[Jareth Duke @JarethDuke]

What comes next is a Bright New Future. Courtesy of The Duke.

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@BrentCarterFCH It's definitely more like Sabaton than the Prodigy - but heavy metal throat singing is surprisingly blood-pumping. Happy trails.

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@lmwpodcast The past and study thereof. So many secrets, so little time.

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My tag-partner is not only a thoroughly good and supportive dragon, but also now vaccinated for his services.
A true hero.

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@IanSkinnerPW @MajorMattWolfe @BrentCarterFCH @ThreeBodRugby @RickyDodgerson @SweetChinwag @ScotWresNet I communicate through social media because use of psychic communication, as conferred to me by Baal, is frowned upon.

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@MajorMattWolfe @BrentCarterFCH @IanSkinnerPW @ThreeBodRugby @RickyDodgerson @SweetChinwag @ScotWresNet The next logical step is to integrate military precision. Then the Bright New Future will be unstoppable.
Dukes & Dragons - now with more berets and camouflage.

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@MajorMattWolfe @BrentCarterFCH @IanSkinnerPW @ThreeBodRugby @RickyDodgerson @SweetChinwag @ScotWresNet The Dynamic Duo of Duke and Dodgerson are grateful for your mention. Keep your chin up, Major, and good luck with your tournament struggles.

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It's that time of year where excitement and rumours abound, and I feel is high time that I took a moment to address them.

I can neither confirm nor deny that I will be entrant number 30 in the Royal Rumble.

Thank you for your patience with this matter.

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@IanSkinnerPW Let us know if you need a spare, Mr. Skinner.

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I echo the nobel sentiment of my compatriot. Although our star burnt briefly, it did indeed burn brightly, and may do so again.

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@JasonHydePW @JudasMate ... @JudasMate, if @JasonHydePW offers you a new galactic empire, please inform me asap. We'll need to have a talk.

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The Thunderdogs may have lost the battle. But we've started a war. Look into your heart, @JudasMate, you know this news to be true.

[Judas Grey @JudasGreyPW]

Wait your a bad guy?

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@JudasMate I can't believe a man with your auspicious name would ever turn his back on the people and defile his good name. Say it ain't so!

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He brought the Handsome but none of the Goth. Judas Grey is a fraud!

Don't let him beat myself and the esteemed @RickyDodgerson in the #SWNSaltireClassic quarter finals tomorrow! Dragons > Goths.

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@Jarek__Nowak Time's up, Nowak. The people demand dance moves. Victorious ones too.

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@CRKGraphics @JasonHydePW The more exposure the better.

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@ManovalMister @ScotWresNet @FFemalesGlasgow @brodie_adler Sensational work. Get these two a trophy.

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@RickyDodgerson @ScotWresNet Per the instructions, I have sat down, I am humble. But it is thanks to the magnificent support of our fans that we have risen to the top of our group like the proverbial cream.
Who's next? Who knows.
All I know is @RickyDodgerson will be supporting me every step of the way.

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@RickyDodgerson @IanSkinnerPW @ScotWresNet It's been a busy day and it's not even two, I cannot be held accountable for the things I may have tweeted in the heat of the moment.

That said, can we copyright Thunderdogs?