James Parker

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

“Choppelganger”

[Westmorland Football League @WestmorlandFL]

WESTMORLAND GAZETTE

This weeks article

👉 @KirkbyLonsFC Res have an unlikely hero in Parker

👉 McQueen delighted with club progress

👉 Tight on the top of all four divisions

👉 @KendalCounty Res and @ingletonfc Res into cup finals

👉 2 in 2 for @Arn_and_Miln_FC

[RS Archer @archer_rs]

Can anyone suggest a recipe making use of 413,793 Kit Kats.

Asking for a friend

[Tonka Jahari @aseisheated]

That’s a suspicious number of Kit Kats!

[𓇢𓆸 @fauxreverie]

damn right

[ؘ @wheelercoded]

this took me out

[Kirkby Lonsdale Football Club @KirkbyLonsFC]

We’re thrilled to announce that Butterworth Cleaning Services – specialists in eco-friendly exterior cleaning solutions – are proudly sponsoring today’s big game! ⚽💚

🆚 Windermere SC FC
📍 Lunefield Park (Home)
🕑 2:00 PM Kick-Off
📅 Saturday 30th August 2025

[Kirkby Lonsdale Football Club @KirkbyLonsFC]

Mistakes cost us, but we’ll learn from them. What mattered most was the reaction — heads never dropped, we dug in, and we kept going until the final whistle 👊

Goals from Joe Hermida & Dan Walker with Jimmy P getting MOTM.

[Kirkby Lonsdale Football Club @KirkbyLonsFC]

Our reserves are back in action this Wednesday as they welcome NJC FC down to Lunefield Park!

📅 Wednesday 20th August
🆚 NJC FC Dynamos
⏰ Kick-off: 6:45pm
📍 Venue: Lunefield Park

Come down, get behind the lads, and help start the campaign with a big three points! 💪

[Kirkby Lonsdale Football Club @KirkbyLonsFC]

The Reserves are back in action for their final pre-season test! 🔥

🆚 @Arn_and_Miln_FC
📍 Lunefield Park (Home)
🕕 6:45 PM Kick-Off
📅 Wednesday 6th August 2025

One last chance to sharpen up before the season begins!🔵⚽️

[Kirkby Lonsdale Football Club @KirkbyLonsFC]

Goals, goals, and goals! 🔥 A thrilling 6-4 win for the first team today — what a way to kick off the social! 💪⚽

Dan Brown ⚽️⚽️
Jack Armstrong ⚽️⚽️⚽️
Toby Twiname ⚽️

Big thanks to Whitehaven for making the trip down — safe travels and enjoy the beers back home, lads! 🍻

[Kirkby Lonsdale Football Club @KirkbyLonsFC]

Full-time: 4-2 Win ✅

Great effort all round today and a good result to show for it. More importantly, some valuable minutes in the tank as we continue to build sharpness.

Goals from : Phil Wozny, Andy Bateson, Harry Harding & Matt Holt ⚽️

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

families may have been divided but the world is united

[Kirkby Lonsdale Football Club @KirkbyLonsFC]

Two absolute SCREAMERS sealed the deal! 🚀⚽️

Brilliant volley from @toby_twiname & a debut halfway-line lob from trialist 1 (Robbie Wharton) 👏

Tough conditions but we battled hard and got the job done ☀️💪
#ScreamersOnly #2-1Win

[Kirkby Lonsdale Football Club @KirkbyLonsFC]

📢 Friendly Fixture Wanted

Our Reserves are looking for a friendly fixture on one of the following dates:

•Saturday 19th July (Away only – our 1st team are at home)

•Wednesday 23rd July (Home or Away)

If any teams are available and interested, please get in touch!

[Kirkby Lonsdale Football Club @KirkbyLonsFC]

🔥 Introducing the new Kirkby Lonsdale FC First Team Kit 🔥

Proudly sponsored by Beckside Plumbing & Heating 🔵⚪️

Massive thanks to @thejncollective for the stunning drone footage and Jimmy P for the top-class editing. 🎥💥

The Devils are ready. Are you? 👊

[Kirkby Lonsdale Football Club @KirkbyLonsFC]

Soon ⏳👀