still ❤️ Jarly

formerly Jarly❤️

[Raman 𝕏 @SaffronDelhite]

This is Epic 😂.

[OkieMaga_Patriot46 @Okie_Patriot46]

I need to make a very PUBLIC announcement on behalf of younger GenXers and older Millennials.

If you see someone in their 40s or 50s who seems a little boring now, I need you to understand something...

We already got it in.

Like...GOT. IT. IN.

We are not sitting home on a Friday night because we never knew how to have fun.
We are sitting home on a Friday night because we have seen enough.

We went to parties in houses that should have been condemned and were almost certainly owned by the local drug dealer.

We saw police lights and RAN and not across a nice, flat field.
INTO THE WOODS.

Do you understand the athleticism required to hurdle uprooted tree roots in platform shoes while simultaneously trying to keep your low-rise jeans from sliding completely off your ass?

And somehow...we never spilled the Zima. We never spilled the Boone’s Farm.

That was TALENT.

We slept on floors in strange houses because the designated driver either never showed up or, in a shocking turn of events, was drunker than everybody else.

There was no Uber, Life360 or Find My Friends.
There was just somebody named Mike saying, “I know a shortcut.”

And we FOLLOWED MIKE.

We closed down bars and then decided the night was still young, so we drove to Atlantic City, where we somehow managed to get drunk, sober up, get drunk again, sober up again and then get drunk a THIRD TIME before breakfast.

And according to our parents? We were at Michelle’s house.

Eating pizza and watching movies.

Michelle’s mother unknowingly covered for approximately 17 people every weekend. If there even was a Michelle.

We drank things called Purple Passion, Mad Dog 20/20 and whatever somebody mixed inside a giant plastic garbage can. Nobody asked what was in it. You grabbed a red Solo cup and trusted the process.

We went to clubs until the lights came on. Do you know the psychological damage of seeing a nightclub with the LIGHTS ON? Nothing good happens after those lights come on.

We danced for four straight hours in shoes that permanently altered the structure of our feet.

We made entire plans without cell phones...no texts, dropped pins or group chats...just an extremely questionable sense of direction.

We rode in cars with 11 people when the vehicle legally seated five. Someone was always sitting on someone. Someone was always in the hatchback.
And there was always one friend yelling, “DUCK!” when we passed a cop.

So yes...now we like being home.
We like sweatpants.
We like cancelling plans.
We like saying, “That sounds fun!” with absolutely no intention of attending.
We like restaurants at 5:30 because we can get a good table.
We like being home by 8:17.

And if someone texts at 9:30 PM and says, “What are you doing?”
Sleeping...we are sleeping.

Because this is not boring my friends...this is retirement.

We already played, partied and danced on the bar.
We already ran from the cops through a wooded area dressed like a Spice Girl.

We have stories that cannot be posted because there are still people with careers, marriages and reputations to protect. And thank GOD there were no camera phones.

So kids, when you look at your Gen X and older Millennial parents sitting peacefully on the couch watching Dateline at 8 PM and think:
“God, you guys are boring.”

Sweetheart...oh sweetheart.
You are looking at retired legends.

Put some respect on our names. We're probably the reason Life360 was invented.

xoxoxo (posted from someone else on FakeBook) 🤣 #genx #oldandtired

[still ❤️ Jarly @JarlyIsEndGame]

@soapcentral Sure, let’s go with that…

Whatever frees him from her. 🤷‍♀️

[Karyn Maughan @karynmaughan]

What a beautiful ending to an incredible sporting contest.
South Africa versus New Zealand.

❤️🇿🇦❤️🇳🇿❤️

[Daniel - PCPD’s Finest @DanteIsAVibe]

Britt has garnered absolutely ZERO good will in Port Charles but has been bitchy at best and hostile at worst to everyone around her. Meanwhile Anna has spent decades building meaningful friendships and trust in Port Charles. That’s why. #GH

[still ❤️ Jarly @JarlyIsEndGame]

@MichaelFairman @GeneralHospital @kellythiebaud Please free this man from 🪥
🙏

[still ❤️ Jarly @JarlyIsEndGame]

@Bawoman47

[TWAR___SA🇿🇦 @TwaRSA26]

I don't think Nigerians know that their decision to cancel visits to South Africa will only affect corrupt politicians and EFF members.

Normal citizens are very happy about the decision. 🤟😅

[still ❤️ Jarly @JarlyIsEndGame]

@thrillhouse416 @BSmithBenS There is nothing about the post that looks in any way like satire. Just like another dumb person saying a dumb thing. 🤷‍♀️

[still ❤️ Jarly @JarlyIsEndGame]

@BSmithBenS @brookelynn74 I literally watched it live from the other side of the world 🙄

[still ❤️ Jarly @JarlyIsEndGame]

@soapcentral 😁

[Holly Brockwell @holly]

You can't blame 40something millennials for thinking we look younger than we are. We were expecting to look like this

[Lisa @LSA8M]

I mean.............

[still ❤️ Jarly @JarlyIsEndGame]

@CrazyLexxiCool Your not wrong. 🤷‍♀️

[Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke]

Younger people might not know this, but before social media, we didn't have to listen to crazy people. At all.

[still ❤️ Jarly @JarlyIsEndGame]

@GHFan10130 Cassius? Accepting. 😁

[♕ ℬ‧₊˚ ☁️⋅𓂃ִֶָ☾. @girlypop35_]

The fact that Jason has to spell it out for her. That’s exactly how she should see it thus willingly leaving Anna alone but nah. She’s too selfish and in her victim mentality to see it. Can she die for real now?

#GH

[still ❤️ Jarly @JarlyIsEndGame]

@Bawoman47 @TxCatholicMama2 If you want to get technical, the hate is based on actual bs she did that happened for YEARS on screen. This 1 time she was the victim, she was victimized because of a situation she helped create. 🤷‍♀️

There is nothing subjective about the hate.

[still ❤️ Jarly @JarlyIsEndGame]

@DontCallMeDebby Hi! My name is …. A fun fact about me is that I truly hate sharing fun facts about me.

Done.

Easy.

You participated appropriately while telling them that it sucks.

[Lithera Johnson @lithera_jo73257]

I dont want to see trina until she stop acting like her dad #gh