Brandon Jarman

"Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Don't teach a man to fish and feed yourself. He's a grown man, and fishing is not that hard."

[Brandon Jarman @JarmanBrandon]

Thanks for the medical advice, Xbox

[XBOX @XBOX]

To dispel some common COVID-19 vaccine myths: the vaccines don't contain microchips or magnets, they don't alter your DNA, they don't give you COVID-19, and there is no evidence they have any impact on pregnancy or fertility.

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[Brandon Jarman @JarmanBrandon]

Hey @Delta - I’ve been on hold with your customer service hotline for over three hours. All I need to do is add an infant to my flight reservation. Can you help me out?

[Brandon Jarman @JarmanBrandon]

You don’t want it @AlbusWells

[Brandon Jarman @JarmanBrandon]

Walmart is the DMV of grocery stores.

[Brandon Jarman @JarmanBrandon]

#Legend

[Bob Nightengale @BNightengale]

Dusty Baker on #Dodgers reliever Joe Kelly: "What really enraged everybody was what he told Carlos [Correa] when he struck him out, "Nice swing bitch!''

[Brandon Jarman @JarmanBrandon]

@MaxxChewning Chipotle burrito

[Brandon Jarman @JarmanBrandon]

@BrendanSchaub @Matt_Barnes22 @bryancallen @FighterNtheKid Wow...who knew Bryan getting his lids done would actually turn him into Joe Rogan.

[Brandon Jarman @JarmanBrandon]

@espn I know sports stories are hard to come by rn, but this was a WEAK notification.

[Brandon Jarman @JarmanBrandon]

@bgrohski Challenge me

[Eric Weddle @weddlesbeard]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 still dont understand why the players haven't been penalized????

[Brandon Jarman @JarmanBrandon]

Almost as unfair as cheating in the World Series 🤷🏻‍♂️

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Analysis: Adding Mookie Betts to the Dodgers’ lineup is almost unfair https://t.co/syeqL8ELms

[Steve Perrault @Steve_Perrault]

I have a whole new appreciation for @gordonhayward after hearing this story

[Dean @DeanFioresi]

This is so beautiful and heartbreaking.

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Hug someone you love today.

Well said, @RealJayWilliams.

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

No.

[Brandon Jarman @JarmanBrandon]

@Garrett4176 @utahjazz @Qualtrics Hope you’re doing okay, dude!

[Brandon Jarman @JarmanBrandon]

Is it just me or is this show a complete waste of everyone’s time?

[The Masked Singer @MaskedSingerFOX]

Who are you, #BlackWidowMask?! 🕷 Watch the two-hour season premiere of #TheMaskedSinger TONIGHT at 8/7c on @foxtv. https://t.co/ajlw4zQTCS

[BYU @BYU]

Another OT W!!!! #GoCougs

[Brandon Jarman @JarmanBrandon]

Might delete Twitter if I see another grown man complain about spider-man