Jeremiah Johnson

Actor | Clown | Puppeteer

[Jeremiah Johnson @JarnoldJohnson]

Has anyone seen my pencil sharpener?

[Jeremiah Johnson @JarnoldJohnson]

@celezperez I don't know, whatever.

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Ted Cruz getting a proper Yankee Stadium welcome tonight

H/t @jessemangelo

[Jeremiah Johnson @JarnoldJohnson]

Subpoenaed is a fake word. No one spells shit like that in real life.

[todd dillard @toddedillard]

here’s your friendly dad reminder to cut a hole in the pumpkin from the bottom and not the top bc the still-connected stem will keep it from rotting sooner

[Jeremiah Johnson @JarnoldJohnson]

@TolkienGayyy New booster box?

[Jeremiah Johnson @JarnoldJohnson]

He’s a good hugger. ❤️ https://t.co/4SbEdI1Uu8

[Jeremiah Johnson @JarnoldJohnson]

When food-fluincers dip some food in a container that’s already too full and the dip goes all over and makes a big mess.

That shit stresses me out.

[Jeremiah Johnson @JarnoldJohnson]

Just thinking about how horrifyingly awful and dehumanizing it was for weight loss shows to weigh people on freight scales.

And how we all just said “Wow, that’s such a good wake up call.”

Fuck that, specifically.

[Duke Alexander Moore, CTC, EA @dukelovestaxes]

🚨 Student loan forgiveness: Don’t miss these four upcoming dates

[Jeremiah Johnson @JarnoldJohnson]

Starting a new collection #grandpa https://t.co/0E7QJpNVi9

[Jeremiah Johnson @JarnoldJohnson]

I fucking love sandwiches.

[Jeremiah Johnson @JarnoldJohnson]

Man, the AMC+ app really earned all of it’s 1.5 stars.

[Jeremiah Johnson @JarnoldJohnson]

The Lord of the Ring: Tower

[Jeremiah Johnson @JarnoldJohnson]

Thank you Mr. President. At 31 years old, I can finally start saving for my first student loan payment. ❤️

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Take a look at this message I received – because of student loan forgiveness, Americans will be able to crawl out from under unsustainable debt and finally start thinking about saving for their first home.

[hayley🥀 @pagesofhayley]

Black books you should read — a thread (featuring all genres)

[Jeremiah Johnson @JarnoldJohnson]

@carson_d_wright

[leo of arakko says 🔺RESIST🔺 @arakkosuperstar]

it feels so nice to hear someone say this out loud like

[Jeremiah Johnson @JarnoldJohnson]

If it’s short, is it called a mullite?#itsmullettime #mulletlifecrisis #newmulletwhodis #mulletihardlyknowit
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✂️ by @ori_mg_ https://t.co/a8lSnFDAYC

[Jeremiah Johnson @JarnoldJohnson]

I think it’s about time to watch Twin Peaks again