Jarom

[Jarom @JaromUncensored]

I'm a man now. With a six pack. All the ladies gonna wanna piece o dis! #FirstDayOf7thGrade

[McKenzie Goodman @McKenzieGoodman]

Jarom showing me how he would throw up on her. #hisface #omg

[McKenzie Goodman @McKenzieGoodman]

Me: ew jarom did you fart?
Jarom:NO!
Me: you sure?
Jarom: well maybe. I guess I just didn't feel it.

[Jarom @JaromUncensored]

Okay don't freak out... But I'm going to the bathroom while I talk I you on the phone. That's how much I miss you

[Jarom @JaromUncensored]

Kylee. I miss you. Even though you call me ugly.

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Mom is not a virgin. I think Kylee is though. But I'm not totally sure. I dunno what she does with her personal life.

[Jarom @JaromUncensored]

Jarom: it's smells horrible in here. What died?
Mom: that's dinner...
Jarom: smells lovely. Don't hurt me.

[Jarom @JaromUncensored]

*getting ready for trick or treating* break out the beer. Let's get this party started.

[Jarom @JaromUncensored]

I'm gonna wear my new jeans cuz they make me look like a bad ass. BUTT! I meant BUTT! Don't hit me!!!

[Jarom @JaromUncensored]

You have to date or else you'll be like Single Spencer. The man with no lady to hold...

[Jarom @JaromUncensored]

*Jarom crying because I told him he has to do the dishes* Ahhhh! Just let me live my own life!!!!

[Jarom @JaromUncensored]

Bye Kylee. If I'm not home when you get back, I've probably been raped and murdered. Or I went to play at Ben's house.

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Me: what's wrong buddy?
Jarom: the dog bit my crotch. Now dad says I can't have kids. I wanted to name my son Robert Dinero.

[Jarom @JaromUncensored]

I am icecream man, running over fat kids with my van. If you try to run, I will shoot you with my gun.

[Jarom @JaromUncensored]

When you get married, will you buy me pizza?

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Me: jarom, eat this jalenpeno.
Jarom: will you give me a dollar?
Me:...no
Jarom: okay I'll do it
*takes a bite. Spits it out. Starts crying*

[Jarom @JaromUncensored]

It's Sunday Sunday gotta get down on Sunday... With Jesus. Everyones crying cuz tomorrows Monday Monday!

[Jarom @JaromUncensored]

This is my Shawn Spencer shirt. You can be Jules. And Gus (the cat) can be Gus. Until I find a black friend. Then he gets to be Gus.

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Ewwww... Making out is gross. Tongues are for tasting food, not other people's tongues.

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You need to go on dates. Your pretty face won't last forever.