Jarrad Simcock

[Adam Hills @adamhillscomedy]

Giving a Knighthood to Prince Philip is like giving a Beyoncé CD to Jay-Z. Surely he could just pick one up at home.

[Leigh Radford @CaptainRural]

"People don't want GM food - the people who want GM are the big poison companies" says SA Agriculture Minister http://t.co/Bly0AQ0C0I

[Liberal Party @LiberalAus]

Tonight, @billshortenmp must tell Australians how he would pay the Bill #auspol #Budget2014

[Lawrences Irrigation @LawrencesIrrig8]

@RymillWinery @RaidisEstate @JarradS save me some please!!

[Jarrad Simcock @JarradS]

Jo http://t.co/JuS31xsEz5

[Jarrad Simcock @JarradS]

@LawrencesIrrig8 @RymillWinery @RaidisEstate Saturday family day... Only good for the grape juice sellers

[Sportsbet @sportsbetcomau]

Congrats to The Little Master on an amazing career, but...

[Hamish Blake @hamishblake]

Politician:"I need a smart, original billboard to make people vote for me".
Ad Guy:"How about just a photo of your face?"
Politician:"Bang."

[Andy Lee @andytomlee]

In Thailand and just met a guy called King, who had a sister called Queen, and also a brother called Tony. Unlucky for Tony!

[Rupert Murdoch @rupertmurdoch]

Making rich poorer won't do much. Giving opportunity to poor to become rich is the only way forward. Great fortunes don't survive long.

[Adam Hills @adamhillscomedy]

Are we at least asking any of these asylum seekers if they can play cricket? Or is PNG gonna bowl us out for 128 in five years time?

[Liberal Party @LiberalAus]

Kevin Rudd: The facts he wants you to forget - http://t.co/xNE8WIUhP5 #auspol #MyLiberal

[Hamish Blake @hamishblake]

I'd like to nominate Agar for man of the match. England are nominating the umpires.

[360 @3ree6ixty]

My old man takin the piss outta Krudd hahahah http://t.co/6P9UefzEed

[Jason Jackson @J_Jack84]

If u feather one through to the keeper you wait til the umpier gives you.. If u smash one to slip, surly you just go. #disgrace #TheAshes

[Andy Lee @andytomlee]

I just opened a Carlton Draught and the trivia under the lid was: Q - Who is Australia's best player? A - Ashton Agar #QuickTurnaround

[Richard Branson @richardbranson]

Reduce number of politicians, keep the best & pay them more, increase effectiveness but not cost http://t.co/PE073Q91va

[Andy Lee @andytomlee]

50 for Agar!! I wonder whether it'll get a mention in his 21st speech... in two years. Nah, that time he spewed will be funnier. #TheAshes

[Sleepy Footy Fan @Ivebeenasleep]

I've been expecting great things from #Agar, ever since I first heard of him 27 hours ago. #Ashes #Ashtag