Tsunami Johnny 🌊

show me the carfax

[Tsunami Johnny 🌊 @JarretStorm]

just graduated call me big fish

[Tsunami Johnny 🌊 @JarretStorm]

@uziuber people didn’t listen to the same album as me bc this shit 🔥🔥🔥

[trevy @chillextremist]

My name jeff lol

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

lil bro accidentally pulled off a Jeff Hardy move

[Wong Updates @WongUpdates]

Big Aj and Big Justice: Booooooom

Jimmy Fallon: Hahahahahahahaha now do the rizz face

The Rizzler:

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

If life comes at you fast was a video

[k @kurrrto]

the real sad album that needs a psychologist study:

[Kylie Jane Kremer @KylieJaneKremer]

After watching @realDonaldTrump work at @McDonalds, I had to have some!

18 year old black male met me at the drive-thru window. I told him how Trump worked at McDonald’s today & I had to get some 🍟

Him: “For real?”

Me: “Yes, in Pennsylvania!”

Him: “Inspiration! That’s why I’m voting for him!”

Me: “Me too!”

Him: “I can’t wait to look it up! It’s on the news?”

Me: “Yep, all over X too! What do you mean by inspiration?”

Him: “He’s just like me & maybe I’ll be President one day! 🤣I am now 18 so I get to vote for him! My whole family is too! Media won’t tell you that because I’m black 😏”

Me: “Love it! Keep working hard & maybe I’ll get to vote for you one day too!”

Him: “MAGA!” 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Order: Big Macs, fries, Diet Coke 🍔🍟

[Tsunami Johnny 🌊 @JarretStorm]

i kissed a girl and i liked it!?😂 BRO THAT SONG SUS ASF💯

[Tsunami Johnny 🌊 @JarretStorm]

@PopBase who tf tryna snipe nick jonas

[Antwon @AntwonGhetto]

Mfs be watching pink panther but be failing school, bro u worried bout the wrong panther 😭 (a panther could be a high school mascot)

[New York Basketball @NBA_NewYork]

NY1 Kelly Mena "Will you be indicted next?…"

NYC Deputy Mayor Phil Banks "I'm worried bc the Knicks…been waiting a very long time…Got a great team…Go NY Go NY Go"
…
Mena "Have you spoken to him?"

Banks "The Knicks"

Mena "Not the Knicks, the mayor"

[Tsunami Johnny 🌊 @JarretStorm]

shoutout all my twitter fans (alex fenimore and a variety of sex bots)

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

i’d smoke Moo Deng for 12 hours like a brisket

[Tsunami Johnny 🌊 @JarretStorm]

“now let’s take a silly one” this whole place getting aired out

[it’s will time @uwantmetoiwill]

I’m in a teams meeting with 80 people and this icon is calling to me like the green goblin mask

[honey darling @athousandpisses]

at the grocery store muttering “gimme dat shit” every time i put an item in my cart

[DOG LEG @P1GBRAIN]

which one are you

[Tsunami Johnny 🌊 @JarretStorm]

no

[NFR Podcast @nfr_podcast]

The TOP 50 Atlanta Rappers of All-Time, according to Complex

Placements include:

50. Lil Nas X
40. Sean Paul
33. Childish Gambino
27. JID
25. Latto
24. Lil Yachty
20. Gunna
19. Takeoff
16. CeeLo Green
15. Quavo
13. Offset
12. Playboi Carti
11. 21 Savage
10. Lil Baby
9. 2 Chainz
6. Young Thug
5. Jeezy
4. Gucci Mane
3. T.I.
2. Future
1. André 3000

Thoughts?

[sreeky @sreekyshooter]

one of the greatest philosophers of my generation