Jarrett Abelson

Canisius University Athletics ... Native of Rochester, N.Y. ... University of Dayton graduate ... Colorado Avalanche fan ... All thoughts are my own

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

why watch overtime playoff hockey when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter

[Jarrett Abelson @JarrettAbelson]

Newhook/Tuch

#Bucciovertimechallenge

[Pete Guelli @PeteGuelli]

So who needs to be at Game 5?#LetsGoBuffalo #sabrehood

[Canisius Hockey @GriffsHockey]

2️⃣ wins, 2️⃣awards!

Congrats to Chase Clark and Grant Porter on being recognized as @Atlantic_Hockey weekly award winners

📰 - https://t.co/erx6POuUPh

#Griffs

[Canisius Hockey @GriffsHockey]

Smile, #Griffs hockey returns this week!

#NCAAhockey

[Canisius Lacrosse @GriffsMLax]

Honoring the memory of those who lost their lives on 9/11/2001 with a stair climb this morning

#NeverForget

[Americans Professional Hockey Club @AllenAmericans]

New name on the lineup

Jackson Decker has signed for the 2025 - 2026 Season

📰 read more at https://t.co/sl6iWyNSzA

[Colorado Avalanche @Avalanche]

30 memorable goals from 30 years of Avalanche action!

Learn more: https://t.co/pRrhlUHJud

[Jarrett Abelson @JarrettAbelson]

It's finally happening!

[Disney+ @DisneyPlus]

The man. The myth. The Springfield legend.

Homerpalooza! a nonstop stream of your favorite Homer episodes from The Simpsons is now available, exclusively on Disney+.

[Jarrett Abelson @JarrettAbelson]

Are we sure that Brad Marchand is only going to get $8 million a year in free agency?

[Jarrett Abelson @JarrettAbelson]

This rules on so many levels, but especially as a #GoAvsGo fan!

Love seeing Landy back out there after all he's dealt with. He deserves every moment of this.

[NHL @NHL]

THE CROWD AT BALL ARENA ERUPTED FOR LANDY! 📣 #StanleyCup

[Jarrett Abelson @JarrettAbelson]

A reminder that the greatest idea ever is back!

Let the games begin

#MarchMadness

[Jarrett Abelson @JarrettAbelson]

The NCAA website having a channel dedicated to playing "One Shining Moment" highlight reels on loop might be the greatest thing ever

https://t.co/qVnx8jdADF

[Jarrett Abelson @JarrettAbelson]

Hey @MReitnour82, don't you hate pants?

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

Don't you hate pants?!

[BU Men's Hockey @TerrierHockey]

There’s no greater ambassador to our program than Bernie Corbett and we’re honored to celebrate him tomorrow night in recognition of his 40 seasons as the Voice of the Terriers.

[Canisius Hockey @GriffsHockey]

Hey Western New York hockey fans, be sure to secure your tickets to see the #Griffs take on No. 4 Michigan State this weekend @Harborctr

🎟️ - https://t.co/VOm03e1vnX

[Jarrett Abelson @JarrettAbelson]

If I had a dollar for everytime I've done this, I'd be a wealthy man

[Greg Wyshynski @wyshynski]

Just wrote goaltending as "goatlending" in case you're wondering how the preseason is going.

[Atlantic Hockey America @Atlantic_Hockey]

GIVEAWAY TIME 🚨

The start of our men's season is right around the corner!

To get you ready for hockey, we are giving away 2⃣ brand new AHA pucks. Here's how to enter:

- Re-post this post
- Follow @Atlantic_Hockey

Deadline to enter is Friday, September 6 at Noon ET.

[Jarrett Abelson @JarrettAbelson]

@jessehawken When Mr. Burns has an ether-induced hallucination and pictures Homer Simpson as the Pillsbury Doughboy

[Atlantic Hockey America @Atlantic_Hockey]

GIVEAWAY ALERT 🚨

Hockey is almost here! We are one month away from the start of the Atlantic Hockey America women's season.

To get you ready for hockey, we are giving away 5⃣ brand new AHA pucks. All you have to do is:

- Re-post this post
- Follow @Atlantic_Hockey

That's it! Deadline to enter is Friday, August 23 at Noon ET.

Stay tuned for more giveaways 👀

[Jarrett Abelson @JarrettAbelson]

@CalderCup08 @hockeyfights @TheSimpsons People like that have way too much time on their hands and I for one am thankful of that fact