Neighbour told me that my Christmas tree looks “very pretty through the window.” Don’t worry, you’ll have plenty of chances to see it up close when it’s rotting on my balcony until June.
Beware of comedians who dress really fancy on stage. While you’re busy staring at their shoes, they’re busy burning through the worst 7 minutes that you barely noticed.
When I think about the two greatest NBA player rivalries of all time (Magic Johnson vs. Larry Bird & Kyrie Irving vs. Modern Science), I consider how Magic would eventually go on to DEFY science. Let's not give up on Kyrie just yet.
Tonight at @theburtwpg!! First up is HOME MOANERS with host @abaquan then we close out the night with CREATURE COMFORTS with host @ryanbelleville!! Joining them is an ALL STAR line up of comedians!!! @NikkiPayne@mattwrightcomic and more in the tags! ➡️🎟 https://t.co/fjwlgCfow5
Our final gala Creature Comforts has a hilarious line-up of comics, don't miss out on this one. We're celebrating our 20th Anniversary from Oct. 5-10, buy tickets today at https://t.co/GcEKhNqaeB for only $20.
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New Ep of B&T w/ @jarrettcampbell Recapping a thrilling start to the NBA playoffs. Clippers down 0-2, Trae Young, Predicting Lakers / Sun is in the finals, and so so so much more.
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