JarrettMassa

Professional asshole

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@BlackKnight10k I believe the preferred term is sofasexual

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@terraonion I received my MegaSD but it has an invalid Serial # so I can't register it. The support team refuses to answer my emails. How can I fix this and get the firmware?

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@yizzface You should feel fucking HONORED!

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@yizzface

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@novy_twt @yizzface Are you jerks hanging out without me? 😭😭😭😡😡😡

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@yizzface Got Amy’s number? 🤣

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@SarahKSilverman I love your joke conference things!

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@nlewis1111 @TheFrankOzJam I’m not saying tune it out. I’m saying everyone is saying the exact same thing and this movie offers no insight or thesis. This is the third Adam McKay movie about “bad thing but you don’t care because cell phones”. We get it. Either say something novel about it or move on.

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@yizzface You spend your Saturday nights knitting and eating Werther’s originals. Stop lying to your therapist.

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@yizzface Shut up loser.

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@novy_twt 😂

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@yizzface If her and David Harbour ever break up I’ll unalive myself.

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@yizzface Yana you can admit that you’re really 75 years old and you made a deal with a witch for eternal youth. It’s 2021, people will accept you.

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@yizzface Didn’t they also used to rip the heart out and take a bite while it was still beating? Or was that the Aztecs? Actually I think it was Mortal Kombat. Nvm.

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@whitelungband Are you guys not playing anymore? 😥

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@yizzface Ummmmmm… u ok?

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@yizzface You’re history’s greatest monster.

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@yizzface Boooooooooooo!

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@novy_twt I see the resemblance.