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@NPRinskeep This, among many other reasons, is why people need to support public radio/television. I've been listening my whole life and supporting when I can. Recently canceled Paramount+ and shifted that money to my local station.

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@Wendys Not sure what happened, but almost 500 rewards points disappeared from my account! I had enough food a Baconator in June; can I get them back?

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@ChefReactions This video made me sad.

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@askpanera @panerabread When I get a Sip Club drink, I will almost always get a $1 bagel or $2 pastry. I will never take $2 off a breakfast sandwich or other entree. Bring back the impulse offer people really want.

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@officialDannyT A call came in and the video paused at the exact moment to encapsulate this whole video.

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@ChefReactions I feel you. I did it cold turkey 18 years ago. Incredibly rough to get through. It's the habit part that still sticks after all these years. If there's a beer in my right hand, I feel like I should have a cigarette in my left. You got this.

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@ambermruffin Then I'm old, too. I guess I'll see you at Country Kitchen Buffet for dinner at 4:00pm!

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@kairyssdal Candy corn - no bueno. While I know the little pumpkins are the exact same product, just in a different shape, they are one of my favorites.

Bonus unpopular Halloween candy take - I LOVE the peanut butter taffy in the orange and black wrappers.

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@nprscottsimon The Jeff Goldblum gif that keeps on giving.

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@fesshole

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@keith_rosson On Stephen's recommendation (and the reviews on Audible), I just bought both audiobooks. I'm less than two hours from finishing Fairy Tale, so you'll be up next.

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@ChefReactions Why didn't you want to finish the video for the Penzoil-soaked salmonella and e. coli sandwich?

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In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks https://t.co/E4kJ0DSz0Y

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@shoopenfluff @ChefReactions Go halfsies on the chicken broth and white wine, with as many/few apricots as you wish. Check the result and adjust as you desire the next time!

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@ChefReactions RC Cola is the first love, but definitely Coke when it's between that and Pepsi. Nobody is out there asking for a Rum/Bourbon/Crown and Pepsi.

Tequila, fresh lime juice, Blue Curaçao, and a Code Red float makes a hell of a gamer drink, though.

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@ilona_maher Congratulations! The chain makes it look like you're wearing a Flavor Flav style USA Olympic Team medallion.

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@kairyssdal

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@ElieNYC @FF_XIV_EN Your wife sounds cool. Good job!

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@titonka Now I want a brownie...