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You wanna read a nobodies thoughts on nothing.

[save the bees @mharvi00]

Utica has all of the teeth that Kandy Muse doesn’t #DragRace #RuPaulsDragRace

[rodert @robertecks]

fake orgasm until you make orgasm

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living in philly day 5: bidet is installed.

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If Omar filmed his pikmin having a group orgy with the entire cast of animal crossing it would be choreographed to @IGLOOGHOST #thrustintime #mytempo

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...And for this next trick, I’m going to start waking up earlier. #lordhelpme

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What’s the most aerodynamic pasta shape?

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Hey phone I know you are reading this but can you give me some space I’m doing puzzles to get away from my phone, stop giving me advertisements for puzzles and please don’t give me advertisements for space themed puzzles after reading this. #stepaway #airplanemode

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I say next week should be January 1st and we should just start 2021 early. #2020SoFar

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“Stay safe” in quarantine just got a whole new meaning. #quarantine #GeorgeFloydProtests #riots2020

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Biking has been the only thing I look forward to, my bike has a flat.

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“Poor cheesesteak world”
- Mom

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So like batting lineup for my wii sports team:
Louis Cole
Jacob Collier
Cosmo Pyke
Zack Villere

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HeY @virgilabloh ,whomst you follow.

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Mid nineties is very early two thow right now. #90s #early2000s

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If you wanna be my friend, you better make an interesting lovable character in a film written by me.

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Explain Chinese sweet and sour sauce to a blind person.

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@billyray054 @iamnaomiriggs I’m tryna get tickets next paycheck no cap.

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Harry Styles is good at singing.