Kayla

[Kayla @JarviKayla]

My car just alerted me that “driver rest is suggested” 😑

Think it’ll watch my kids for me so I can get this thing called “rest”??

[Kayla @JarviKayla]

My toddler just had a fit because Millie (our dog) can’t change his diaper 😂

[Kayla @JarviKayla]

When you put your child’s leftovers in the dog dish and then he decides he wasn’t done. So he eats the leftovers….straight from the dog dish 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Kayla @JarviKayla]

As a mom of 2 I have gained many new skills. These skills include:

- using one hand for most tasks
- surviving on a few hours of sleep and
- drinking a large latte at record speed

[Kayla @JarviKayla]

I’m 99% sure my almost 2-year old just said “shit!” when I set off the smoke detector while making dinner.

Child is reading my mind already 😂

[Kayla @JarviKayla]

Did I just let my toddler go to bed with an empty vitamin bottle in order to prevent a tantrum before bedtime? Yes, yes I did 🙈

[Kayla @JarviKayla]

Recently discovered that I get free Starbucks coffee at any time since I’m a PA.

Makes all those years of schooling and all my student loans feel a littttle more worth it 😂

[Kayla @JarviKayla]

We turned on some music tonight when we left so Millie would be less scared of the fireworks.

Michael was distraught because he wasn’t sure “what kind of music Millie likes”.

[Kayla @JarviKayla]

During the halftime show tonight, I made sure to remind my parents that they let me listen to this “terrible music” in MIDDLE SCHOOL 😂

[Kayla @JarviKayla]

Was going to make a photo book for 2020 and it turns out that all I did the whole year was take pictures of my dog.

[Kayla @JarviKayla]

We accidentally left some scrambled eggs in a container in Graham’s diaper bag. Needless to say, I 100% get why people don’t want to be the “rotten egg” now.

[Kayla @JarviKayla]

Our budget is going to take a big hit this holiday season. I can’t wait to buy allll the cute things for Graham ☺️

[Kayla @JarviKayla]

I wonder if dentists have an algorithm to determine actual times flossed vs. reported times flossed.

Like at our clinic; we always multiply reported beers per week by 2.

[Kayla @JarviKayla]

Went back and read some of my old tweets. If only “2014 Kayla” could see me and my life now ❤️

[Kayla @JarviKayla]

Sharing an Amazon account with Michael is such a bad idea. I always add things to the cart that I’m contemplating buying and he always goes in and places the order 😬

[Kayla @JarviKayla]

I will never take putting my own socks on for granted again. #39weekspregnant

[Kayla @JarviKayla]

I wonder if it’s frowned upon to have alcoholic beverages delivered to the hospital right after the birth of your baby...

[Kayla @JarviKayla]

Michael asked if he could tell me something “honest”.

He then proceeded to tell me that he thought I would be fatter. Soo I guess I’m taking that as a compliment 😂#29weekspregnant

[Kayla @JarviKayla]

Had a patient light a cigarette in the middle of a televideo visit today.

Experiencing all kinds of new things during this pandemic.

[Kayla @JarviKayla]

My dad went outside after the hailstorm, picked out the biggest hailstones he could find, and then put them in the freezer.....So he could pull them out and show them to us when we stopped by.

If that isn’t the most dad-like thing to do, I don’t know what is.