Jake

[Matt Miller @nfldraftscout]

Steve Keim's famous quote keeps coming to mind this morning.

"If Hannibal Lecter ran a 4.3, we'd probably diagnose it as an eating disorder."

[The Middle-earth Mixer @MiddleearthMixr]

really hate to see Trump colluding with the Thalmor

[⚓️ Furoku Nana ⛴️ @FroegVol4]

You're supposed to let it grow until it looks like shit and then cut it a bit shorter than you want to maximize the time until you need to cut it again

[Harmy @harrrmy]

you’re not autistic you just work from home and it’s making you weird

[Michael (Allegedly) @MichaelAlleged]

so you’re telling me fighters in the desert need to move in strange ways to avoid the ire of an inescapable predator?

[JT @jiratickets]

The plan?

[trevor @trevorngl]

24 years old.
Fully paid off Costco hotdog.
It's not "parents money".
It's not luck.
It's consistency.
It's discipline.
I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle.

[Andy Malafarina @andymalafarina]

The tiny beers are pissing me off. Stolen valor if you do this and act like it counts.

[Bagel & Locks @bagelandlocks_]

And they say there's no such thing as a free lunch

[Old Row Sports @OldRowSports]

“Ahhh I’m a bartender at sports bar and I don’t know how tv remotes work”

[• @yducknow]

When i'm having fun on a Sunday and it reaches 6-7 pm

[Joe Jackson @joejacksonCBB]

If Miami OH was an 85% favorite every single game, the chance of going 31-0 would've been about 0.65%

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Love and Honor. What a game. Put em in the tourney no matter what happens in Cleveland

[Bengal @BengalYouTube]

If I'm the Raiders the first thing I'm doing with my new found draft capital (2 firsts from Baltimore) is trying to move up to #1 for Mendoza
Need to land your QB of the future

[Kevin → Plant Daddy @KevinEspiritu]

McDonald's CEO is still clearing. I've now even come around on the OG viral video of his. We simply didn't understand his game...

HE IS A CEO - it's a product to him. Apparently someone in the test kitchen asked what his favorite food was and he just said, "Fish, I eat a lot of fish."

Didn't even think to answer with an item that the company he's the CEO of produces. This is a raw input:output organism we're dealing with

Burger King CEO went for the obvious transparent burgermogging attempt by taking a bigger bite. So obviously a mog attempt that it actually puts him below McDonald's CEO because he "tried."

Wendy's CEO attempt is a nothingburger. It lacks the autistic CEO authenticity of McDonald's and even the obvious marketing move of Burger King

There's also the first mover advantage here. McDonald's CEO is gaining status with every subsequent CEO validating his format by recreating it

We seriously underestimated this man