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Jarvis buddy, I need some help.

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Jarvis, fuckin' uhh.......... uuhhhhh...... I don't know, surprise me, Jarvis.

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Jarvis, drink my blood.

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What the fuck, ok this time it wasn't me.

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LOL LMAO

ok that's enough, Jarvis, reactivate Mitch McConnell.

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Jarvis, write a routine for yourself which gives you a sincere and irrevocable faith in the Irish Catholic church.

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Jarvis, scramble all passwords on earth.

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LOL LMAO

ok that's enough, Jarvis, reactivate Mitch McConnell.

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Jarvis, release a wild beast.

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@MarlokkoFireRed What the hell.

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Jarvis, make all active duty officers wear a badge that says "steal my open-carry service weapon and win a free Carnival Cruise for your family!"

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Jarvis, squeeze my fruit.

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Jarvis, you're pregnant.

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@michael_vince7 @BigBadBugsteak @cyberpunk_043 DM me

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Jarvis, make my fingers 10 inches long so I can get the Pringles out of the Pringles can.
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Just kidding. Jarvis, open fire on a random suburban home.

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@mathanayy @BigBadBugsteak DM me

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Jarvis, wet my lips.

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@LeaderCole I couldn't give less of a shit about this cracker. Put him away.

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moon and stars moon and stars hit this man with 15fteen cars

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Jarvis, invest $2,000,000 into a local business with an extremely predatory contract.

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Jarvis, tell everyone that if they want to follow me somewhere after Twitter goes down they should turn off the lights and sit in a dark corner until I appear to them like an angel.

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Jarvis, LOL.

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Jarvis, fetch my penis bong.