Jasmine Gardner

Former journo. Today Editor @ 🍏Testing how long the human body can survive without sleep.

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@SharinHussain @thetimes I’m intrigued as to why there is no explanation or interrogation of what some statements are getting at:
“It just goes to show that if you’ve got enough money and enough people in your pocket, you can do whatever you want.” To whom is he referring?

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@emilykschrader Some of this is just silly. That many Israelis don’t want to be associated with Bibi is absolutely true but if we don’t want Israelis to be held accountable for their govt. you can’t ALSO say “Well it’s your fault for voting in Hamas.”

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@BayoumiMoustafa And then you talk about double standards and false equivalence and in the same breath bring up the tragic killing of one journalist to compare it to the brutal execution and desecration of hundreds in this attack. I could keep picking holes.

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@BayoumiMoustafa You’re also doing the coloniser vs colonised bit when you know full well that the history is really not that simple. Stop pretending you don’t know Jews have always been there.

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@BayoumiMoustafa I really don’t find this well argued. You’re ignoring that this is the work of Hamas, which in its current guise at least is not truly interested in making conditions better for Palestinians only worse (non existent) for Israel. And BDS is Hamas sponsored. 1

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@suzanne_moore Sub for ground chia. Works better (allergy mum here. I have previous). 1tbsp ground chia to 2tbsp water. Leave for 10 mins. Turns to a gluey texture. Better than xantham gum which has a yucky taste.

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@phoebeluckhurst @susannahbutter That’s the fucking headline we missed out on. Damn.

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@susannahbutter Only cos it’s literally metres from Nott Cott on Ken HS. Surprised you never spotted him from Northcliffe window tbh 😆

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@RosamundUrwin Unfortunately biodegradable nappies don’t really biodegrade unless you compost them yourself. They will just go into landfill if you put them in the main bin and you can’t put them in the food bin as there is no facility for composting nappies alongside food waste.

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@richardjgodwin Isla bikes. Somehow they learn in about 10 seconds with them. Expensive but lots available 2nd hand (nearly new) on eBay.

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@timacheson Screws=loose. I have no idea in what guise or life I managed to follow you, but it was definitely a mistake.

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@BBCTomEdwards If you use an iPhone you can just do a screen recording. Instructions here:
https://t.co/UirBing01r

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@caitlinmoran Just about every micro gin distillery out there seems to have switched to production of hand sanitiser. https://t.co/j3aElH9UdR

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@NicolaSivori @salihughes Judging by the level of self righteousness on Twitter there are a lot of people who have thought about that plenty, yes. But it is still confounding me that to remedy this people are actually requesting to be imprisoned in their homes.

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@hansmollman What is sleep?

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The fact Harry has labelled his son by literally calling him Harri's son is surely a defensive move in response to years of tiresome speculation over his own parentage. #RoyalBaby #RoyalBabyName #ArchieHarrison

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@olivianewman84 Well, you can't even know the gender until they're out, really - only the sex 😂. Perhaps you could reply that.

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Proud and thankful that I got the chance to work with Adrian Gill albeit just fleetingly. Such a brilliant writer and such sad news. #AAGill

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For @dollyalderton. Following the latest # pandollypodcast. @PINsykes pic via someone who goes by Anne-Gaelle in Goudaland on Facebook

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"Next month we will grab you where it hurts. By your ballots." Great payoff. #Trump #Drumpf #TrumpIsNoLaughingMatter https://t.co/JkNqoMvpgv