J▲S K I R E T

Thrill seeking daredevil who battles death on the daily when confronted by vegetables. Toronto and Malaysia.

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I dreamt about you today, you were still smiling.

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LinkedIn has become a dumping ground for endless AI slop disguised as life lessons. Not everything needs a success story. "Oh I brushed my teeth today, here are 5 things I learned about cavities" man shut the fuck up.

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According to data based on my interactions over the years, I'm destined to get married to a girl named Simran and she will be a doctor.

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After catching my driver dozing off for the 6th time in as many minutes, I am now firmly a man of God and a true believer in faith. I pledge my allegiance to a higher power and promise to visit the Gurdwara at least one time next year if I make it out of this ride alive.

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@priyajessyy Sounds like burnout to me. Maybe briefly take a step back, reevaluate and then go again. Sometimes even superheroes need a break.

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Trying to prevent a conversation from drying out after 2 sets of replies each on dating apps is the modern day equivalent to trying to save a baby from the 17th floor balcony of a burning building.

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186cm yet I feel like a hobbit around Punjabi guys.

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Sleep paralysis episodes are the worst, especially the ones where you feel like your body is being pulled or something be sitting on you. It's even worse when you suffer multiple episodes back to back. Barely clocked 10 hours of sleep in 5 days, this is my predicament right now.

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I'm older than earth and most men in my position would probably be more grateful than I am for the opportunities I've had. But for some ungodly mythical reason, I feel like I just haven't met her yet.

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I think I'm looking for a feeling from the past that will probably never happen again. I keep passing on "wife-able" women on the pretext of "something was missing" and I find myself unable to explain what. I'm 35 now and I don't know how much longer I can keep pulling this shit.

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Looked in the mirror and I was completely bald by the middle but kept heavy dreadlocks on the sides.

That was the dream that got me startled and cold sweating at 5 in the morning today.

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When you have so much to do and you just end up doing nothing.

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15 months in and I've yet to meet someone who is older in age than me at the gym. #IFeelOld

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Bruv this family of 5 just walked in to the Laundromat, sat on the floor with all their luggage laid out and just started conversing with one another loudly from one end of the room to the other as if they're having a picnic at home and nobody else exists.

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I'll never get used to hearing Punjabi guys conversing in Malay with each other.

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Bro why am I able to name all these girls from Kpop bands. Don't tell anyone.

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There are 3 constants in my life:
1) Death
2) Taxes
3) "She's a doctor"

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14 months have passed and I still find myself quickly scrolling past your pictures and videos on my phone whenever I'm searching my gallery. Your face reminds me of so much happiness, until I feel sad because I know that I will never get to see it again.

I miss you, mum.

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My friends say that I get on dating apps just to become friends with more people. I think they could be right.

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Two seasons in and Narcos really got me feeling sad and emotional for a terrorist.