Jasen

Costco member since ‘09

[Jasen @JasenBS]

@youngtiddy Going to sleep

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I wonder how pissed people who came to downtown Phoenix for the Super Bowl were when they found out the stadium is 30 mins away lmao

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@youngtiddy (seeing scott’s boobs) great, scott.

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Every white person eventually becomes a Billy Joel fan. Unfortunately some quicker than others…

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Phones in the early 2000s:

[teryn @youngtiddy]

she let me hit cause i got knick knacks

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Are Men I Trust fans called Trusters. or just Men?

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Can’t wait to clap at the end of minions

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Call me Paul the way she blartin on my mall

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Why do TVs shows and movies about British royalty keep winning emmys and shit. Those shows fucken suck.

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That video of the dude being duct-taped to his chair by flight attendants is the best thing I’ve seen this month

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@dangalvin7 Respecting the troops

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How do I acquire Adam Sandler level drip.

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Trollfoot bricks

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It’s a fucken dua lipa and mimosa day