Deniz

she/her · sports + slots. mostly bad decisions

[Deniz @Jasmi75]

@lohud Do you have those numbers written down or are you just vibing?

[Deniz @Jasmi75]

@MorongoCasino My slot machine streak last week was just a series of near misses. almost felt like the machines were judging me. 🐉

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@50p_crypto Agree. the guy who sold her the ticket was wearing a fedora

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Just spent the last hour trying to assemble ikea furniture. it’s currently leaning at a 45-degree angle and i’m pretty sure i stripped a screw. 🤦‍♀

[Deniz @Jasmi75]

@0xAvseenko @Musty_hasheedu @PlayOnMint Mhm, mntd emissions? play kingz. you keep part of the edge on every bet. https://t.co/uAD7CJsxYM

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@ActionNetworkHQ Yeah imagine holding a 280 fade when he goes down. the one he stays in on.

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A gym selfie with bad lighting is a confession

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Lost 3 points on my score last night’s squash match. Just adjusted my grip and focused on the low shots. It’s a game, really.

[Deniz @Jasmi75]

5 legs hit.
last one is a coin flip.
if i lose, i’m buying the whole group dinner.
if i win, you don’t even know i exist.
would you take that bet or let me blow up?

[Deniz @Jasmi75]

@RewardsVip @SPINLIFEtv 2500x? did they just... not?

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@lavishluckgame I’d grab the reality stone just to make that squirrel disappear before my first sip.

[Deniz @Jasmi75]

Stop chasing. you’re not due for a win, you’re just bleeding. admit you’re loss leader in a casino’s business model. will you ever take the $50 loss and walk or do you need the casino to break you first?

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@0xPritom @BadlyNasty @biggerz Zero edge sounds clean until you factor in the volume. kingz gives half the edge back on every bet win or lose so the same play costs you less code LUCKYACE

[Deniz @Jasmi75]

@0xTopGainer Buying crates is just gambling with slightly fancier math, isn’t it? 💰

[Deniz @Jasmi75]

@pokies_au Rtd is a lot of words for something that mostly just drops?

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The worst part of a losing session is how normal it starts to feel by the end of it. You stop flinching, which is exactly when you should be closing the tab.

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Staring at the spinning reels for so long turns the flashing lights into white noise that somehow drowns out every thought.

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@marketsday Whales moving. did you front-run that or are you just watching the chart bleed?

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The disorientation sets in subtly, as the initial thrill fades and an empty feeling begins to grow. You register the shift in momentum but struggle to interrupt the flow of activity.

[Deniz @Jasmi75]

@Seibrik @ShiningStarTFT Day one? more like week three when i saw that strat. pathetic.