Jasmine

[Jasmine @Jasmiiinee]

Well now my little sis is catching a flight to go to Mexico tomorrow to turn up and I’m still here 🥴😭

[Jasmine @Jasmiiinee]

Not me stirring shit up in Mexico and I ain’t even there. Now they turnt without me 😭

[Jasmine @Jasmiiinee]

@yvonnaaaa The ones I ordered P got here 3 days later.

[Jasmine @Jasmiiinee]

@apple is the worst how did I do an Apple Care claim Monday morning and I still don't even have a tracking number 😭

[Jasmine @Jasmiiinee]

I'm really done drinking for a while, because who loses their phone in their own house. 😭

[Jasmine @Jasmiiinee]

How do you jump someone and still get beat up 😂😂

[Jasmine @Jasmiiinee]

@Edward_Feliz Lmao I just don’t like the Fresno options 😅😂

[Jasmine @Jasmiiinee]

Idk why I bought a VIP table for Grupo Firme knowing I don’t have any friends. It’s just me and Eddie. Idk where ima round up another 4 people 😂😂

[Jasmine @Jasmiiinee]

@DiazSHeather If their service is bad then they don’t deserve a tip. But if you’re gonna dine in and you have a good waitress then you should tip. Or order take out.

[Jasmine @Jasmiiinee]

PSA: If you’re not gonna tip when you dine out. Then keep your broke ass at home. Or get it to go.

[Jasmine @Jasmiiinee]

Bella starts preschool on Monday and I cannot find uniforms in her size anywhere. 😅😭

[Jasmine @Jasmiiinee]

My sis needs to stop playing my niece. Talking about “Punjabi Princess” just cuz her son was a little white boy 🙄🥴 she’s literally so cute 😩

[Jasmine @Jasmiiinee]

@DiazSHeather Ohh ok I see. That’s good! She’ll be speaking like crazy in no time!

[Jasmine @Jasmiiinee]

@DiazSHeather Girl where. Mine has been on a waitlist cuz the 4 year olds have priority 😭

[Jasmine @Jasmiiinee]

As bad as I want a new car. I know I have to get this house first. 😅

[Jasmine @Jasmiiinee]

New drake dropped last night and I had a missed call from my ex too. Coincidence? 😅

[Jasmine @Jasmiiinee]

Imagine not wanting to pay the suggested amount of child support so you take your BM to court. And now you’re court ordered to pay double that amount monthly. 😂😂🤡🤡

[Jasmine @Jasmiiinee]

How can they make it a requirement for State employees to be vaccinated. 🥴

[Jasmine @Jasmiiinee]

The fact I can tell the difference between an American 1970 and one from Mexico shows the alcoholic in me I did not want to acknowledge. 🥴

[Jasmine @Jasmiiinee]

I’m almost 30 and my dad still invites me on shopping trips out of town. 😩