Jasmine Dortch-Moser

#Writer 📖 | Mother of Cats 🐱 🐱 🐱 | Keeper of Plants 🌱 | Lover of the Creepy 💀 | Nap Queen 👑 | Player of Video Games 🎮 | #Foodie 🍛 | Traveler ✈️

[Jasmine Dortch-Moser @JasmineDMoser]

I’m super excited to announce that I’m going to be a mom in August! My husband and I are so excited.
#pregnancy #pregnancyannouncement #dueaugust2020 #excited

[Jasmine Dortch-Moser @JasmineDMoser]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Jasmine Dortch-Moser @JasmineDMoser]

@All_read_E Will do! Thank you!

[Jasmine Dortch-Moser @JasmineDMoser]

This past October I stood up infront of a room full of strangers and talked about mental health. I’m so proud with how well it went, maybe I’ll get to do a Ted talk in the future! https://t.co/vakE4Aig6F
#mentalhealth #mentalillness #disrupthr #TEDtalks #MentalHealthAwareness

[Balmoral Castle @Balmoral_Castle]

A snowy afternoon at Balmoral today.

[Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal]

My wife left me home alone with the kids to go out drinking with her friends. A lesser man might whine and complain, but instead I'm just playing Chumbawamba's 1997 hit "Tubthumping" over and over and over. On the jukebox at their bar. Using the TouchTunes app.

[Allison Floyd @AllisonRFloyd]

Trump: No president has been treated worse than me!

*Lincoln, McKinley, Garfield, and JFK stare in literally murdered in office*

*Obama stares in first black president*

Trump: I’m being treated worse than at the Salem Witch Trials!

*Women stare in hanged and crushed to death*

[Jasmine Dortch-Moser @JasmineDMoser]

@CinaedhVik Love the mug! Soooo where did you get that mini rug coaster? Because I love it.

[Aurelia⁷ 💜 @AureliaOT7]

I need everyone to PLEASE watch this multiple times, bookmark it and share it with your loved ones

I see so many missing ppl on the timeline too often now and I’m afraid any one of you will be one of them too

[Jasmine Dortch-Moser @JasmineDMoser]

There are days where I’m like “oh I’m not that much of an introvert! I like interacting with people”

Then there are days like today where all I’ve done is interact with people and I’m exhausted. It’s not even lunchtime yet. Send help.

#introvertlife #introvertproblems

[Jasmine Dortch-Moser @JasmineDMoser]

@MsPippinacious I’m late, but still relevant 😊

[Jasmine Dortch-Moser @JasmineDMoser]

When you tweet about one of your favorite voice actors and they retweet your tweet.

[The Dad Briefs @SladeWentworth]

Remember to assist your over-served friends into an Uber this weekend.

[Jasmine Dortch-Moser @JasmineDMoser]

You know you listen to @NosleepPodcast too much when your husband is listening to a #SCP, and you hear a voice and immediately realize it’s @TheAtticus! I love hearing everyone from the nosleep podcast on other things. It makes me so happy.
#nerd #podcast #happy

[max @actuallymaxie]

I am so fucking sorry but if Olaf is 5’4” then how fucking tall are anna and elsa

[Jasmine Dortch-Moser @JasmineDMoser]

My Husband: it sounds like your playing a game with rainbows in it.

Me: wait...rainbows have a sound?

Husband: yeah, they kinda sound like sparkles.

#MarriedLife #funny #rainbows #AnimalCrossingPocketCamp #AnimalCrossing

[Jasmine Dortch-Moser @JasmineDMoser]

It’s crazy that we had an active shooter where I live, but it’s also crazy that it is in the Wall Street journal! I never would have thought my smallish town would end up in the news...it’s all been pretty surreal.

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

Breaking: A member of the Saudi air force is suspected in a fatal shooting at a Florida Navy base, an act being probed as potential terrorism, authorities say https://t.co/yI2f8k4cMM

[Jasmine Dortch-Moser @JasmineDMoser]

@DKagemann Yessss I’ve been there!

[Jasmine Dortch-Moser @JasmineDMoser]

I’m starting to notice that my lows aren’t lasting as long anymore, and I couldn’t be happier with my progress. I’m so proud with how far I’ve come, it took a very long time.

#mentalhealth #mentalillness #MentalHealthAdvocate #MentalHealthAwareness #depression

[Jasmine Dortch-Moser @JasmineDMoser]

Have you ever heard about the spoon theory? It’s a great way to explain to people who don’t have a chronic illness or mental illness, what it’s like to love with their illness. For me, there are days when I have tons of spoons. But today I have like 5... #MentalHealthAwareness