Jasmine Jay 🖤

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[Jasmine Jay 🖤 @JasmineJay0128]

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[Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch]

dear god he’s only been gone for like 15 minutes

[Jasmine Jay 🖤 @JasmineJay0128]

@Loeybug THIS. And the same goes for mental illness and disabilities. If you are not capable of loving and caring for your child, no matter what challenges they're facing or what they grow into, then you shouldn't make the choice to become a parent.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Did Trump pardon the whole turkey or just the white meat?

[JennyCohn ✍🏻 📢 @jennycohn1]

@tribunal_watch BREAKING: The GOP did in fact kill election-security legislation that would have required robust manual audits to confirm electronic results.

[Jasmine Jay 🖤 @JasmineJay0128]

#callHisBluff

[Jasmine Jay 🖤 @JasmineJay0128]

@janemarielynch We need boomers to step aside and stop treating the now 25-40 year old millenials like children.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

To get the virus under control, we need to pay people to stay home.

[Jasmine Jay 🖤 @JasmineJay0128]

@Loeybug Not even kidding, he's on my top five.

...but if you look at my exes, that makes sense 🤣

[Jasmine Jay 🖤 @JasmineJay0128]

@Loeybug @moby_dickhead I particularly like the golden hour tint to the platinum.

Extra va va vooom.

[Jasmine Jay 🖤 @JasmineJay0128]

@Loeybug Millenials.

[Jasmine Jay 🖤 @JasmineJay0128]

@ParZevil Have to give it a top five...and I threw in the specials that kept me afloat on bad days.

@TitusNation (Love is Evol & Voices in my Head)
@bertkreischer (The Machine)
@fluffyguy (I'm Not Fat I'm Fluffy)
Robin Williams (Weapons of Self Destruction)
Lewis Black (Black on Broadway)

[Jasmine Jay 🖤 @JasmineJay0128]

Here we see a rare sighting indeed - a human with compassion and common sense, who doesn't believe his beliefs give him the right to impose those beliefs on others!!!

[Reverend Raphael Warnock @ReverendWarnock]

I’m a pro-choice pastor, and I believe that a hospital room is way too small for a woman, her doctor, and the United States government.

[Jasmine Jay 🖤 @JasmineJay0128]

@Loeybug Q U E E N 👑

Step on my fucking throat, goddess, ohmygod.

[Jasmine Jay 🖤 @JasmineJay0128]

@PhyllisAmes6 Honey...she was more eloquent in her last sentence than your entire tweet. Bless your braindead heart ❤️

[Jasmine Jay 🖤 @JasmineJay0128]

I love her...aye, lemme buy you a beer, girl. Philly Mick to Boston Mick, slainté ❤️

[Irishrygirl @irishrygirl]

@JennaEllisEsq @RudyGiuliani @SidneyPowell1 No, you’re all smoking the crack...

[Jasmine Jay 🖤 @JasmineJay0128]

@TitusNation As much as I hope this lasts until inauguration day...I'm not that optimistic.

And we've gotten dozens of shouty caps tweeted blatant lies, so it's not a *total* stupidity vacation - he has to fulfill his daily obligation to lie at least a hundred times or Satan repo's his soul.

[Jasmine Jay 🖤 @JasmineJay0128]

@KSASMROFFICIAL My oldest son and I play together, but to be fair he's a 12 year old 7th grader, and he's been playing Fortnite online for at least three years...it's all a dance-fueled blur 🤣

[Jasmine Jay 🖤 @JasmineJay0128]

@pulte Could badly use help to fill our oil tank 😭 it's WAY too cold to let it go any longer, and I'm barely making rent let alone first, last, security to move. $littlered128

[Jasmine Jay 🖤 @JasmineJay0128]

@irishrygirl @TitusNation Nah, those dumbasses will say it signified the bringing of the Antichrist (Biden).

Dipshits.

[Jasmine Jay 🖤 @JasmineJay0128]

Fucking T H I S 💯

[Irishrygirl @irishrygirl]

I wonder if evangelicals realize that ever since they made a false prophet into their new messiah a plague showed up?