Jasmine

[⚡ @UTDCJ_]

changing nationality every world cup game for hatewatch/lovewatch reasons

[All Fútbol MX 🇲🇽 @AllFutbolMX]

What a picture. ❤️🥺

[Abelito Mundialista 🟩⬜🟥 @abelitomixx]

Mi mamá y mis tías celebrando un gol de México (ven fútbol cada 4 años y piensan que Rafa Márquez sigue jugando en la selección)

[sports live tweeter yadira @jonmoxIeys]

when the crimes are especially heinous

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

cats will be like “i know a spot” and then stand directly on your areola with the weight of their whole entire body

[richard @richard_normal]

ruining your first home finals game in three decades up 2-0 so the worlds fattest pedophile can nod off in a private box >>>

[sports live tweeter yadira @jonmoxIeys]

i too hold my boobs when im stressed

[𝔬𝔫𝔦 𝔰𝔭𝔲𝔪𝔬𝔫𝔦👹 @Oni_Spumoni]

whoever wins, we win

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

HANG THAT FUCKING CORGI’S COLLAR FROM THE RAFTERS NEXT TO TIM DUNCAN’S JERSEY

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Victor Wembanyama in tears after making the NBA Finals.

This is the emotion and heart the NBA needed.

[Geechi @ThatDakari]

Bobby Valentino

[cate @seaofbelIs]

I would feel so much safer if snoopy was there

[🇱🇧 @commiegato2]

hi im a cia agent and i get paid to start mexican american vs mexican discourse

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

i take back all the nice things i’ve ever said about alex caruso

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

we have never seen anything like victor wembanyama

[M.E🪻 @Emmys]

There are so many worlds we don’t even know about

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i was put on earth to go out to dinner

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[ar🎀 @lilamyfr]

get here now

[nicole @digitlartifacts]

People in SF: What’s your peptide stack for brain health and longevity?

Me: uhhh birds