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[Lavar “Big Baller” Ball @_Lavar_Baller_]

Can’t believe big pharma hasn’t created a hangover cure pill yet

[James Heale @JAHeale]

Went to a wedding last week with the chap who writes the jokes in the CGP textbooks. Greatest conversation icebreaker ever.

[Bane 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @britbane2024]

Men only watch tennis because they wanna lick Emma Radacanu’s bumhole..

[Dr WooliesRotisserieFag @justqueerzwa]

i think about my potential Come Dine With Me menu quite often

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

“I mean, I get it. I don’t want to be alone in the woods with a man either.”

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Okay we need to apologize to the schizophrenics

[maria @cybervagaba]

eu quando to sozinha no role sem cigarro e sem bebida

[Dobby Club @DobbyClub06]

Voted 🗳️ 🤝

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Do u wanna come over and lay in bed like the grandparents from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

[dr. cucumber @cucumberPhD]

Bored as hell sending death threats on Hinge

[emo @emolian0]

justin bieber coachella set like

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Let’s go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.

[لا حولَ @Idgafwarvet]

Am I crazy or is that him looking at another girl lol

[lis @simplytomh]

guys we were all there when this photo was taken it’s kinda like a group photo if you think about it

[kim @KimmyMonte]

RIP jesus. you would have loved birkenstocks

[Cine Vichaar @Cine_vichaar]

When you break into a house to rob it and they’re watching Interstellar

[Dobby Club @DobbyClub06]

louis theroux getting picked up by the manosphere from his hotel room in marbella

[: @_dxllz7]

me when i smell weed in public…