A Pimp Named Slick Back

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Parade. Thursday. Manhattan.

[A. @notoriousaali]

WHY WOULD YOU EVEN FOR A SECOND, ENTERTAIN A REALITY WHERE YOU LOSE????????

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

“If you can get pregnant, you’re not a chi…”

[i didn’t know it was a gift @diettrade]

But if we held all white people responsible for slavery

[$ @aliyahvallen]

yes and i think more politicians should be younger & ethnically diverse. america is exactly in the state it’s in bc of OLD WHITE politicians

[4quest.❤️🔱🖤 @thinkpiecetribe]

ZOHRAN SAID TURN THE VOLUME UP BITCH ASS NIGGA!!!!

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

NEW YORK CITY, YOU LISTEN TO ME. IF YOU'RE NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24-HOUR STORE, GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON!!!!

[Sosa 𖤐 @ihysosa]

Don’t show that Michael Jordan layup ever again!

[ً @onlysimpin]

jobs be so clingy... why you gotta see me 8 hours a day 5 days a week

[CLARK @clarkcashes]

Play lil top at my funeral

[Sophia @its_Sophia_24]

Y’all gotta listen to more jazz. Get your nervous system right.

[☄️🏌🏾‍♂️ @__MiKing]

IS THIS THE THANKS THAT I GET FOR PUTTING YOU BITCHES ON !!?

[Cloudy 🌥️ (real angel) @oncloud_e]

i know it's innacurate to say all homophobes are secretly gay, but you gotta admit it's pretty funny that the republican national conventions are so gay it consistently crashes grindr

[Dr. Marte @Badgers_44]

How do I get sports on my TL again

[mike @kashermike]

They got Charlie Kirk gone cause he said Jordan better than Lebron

[Ethan🫐 @SoftlyAugust]

Real teams 0-1 rn, we prefer to get it out the mud

[ki snow ❄️ @kiaraimanii_esq]

Mariah way better than me. I’d be at Gunna house asap and we’d drop WGFT ft. Mariah The Scientist real quick

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

OH SHE CLEARED MAGA SO BAD LMFAOOO ICONIC😭😭😭