Jasmine Keith

Mom of boys. Identifies as gen x. Fluent in sarcasm. Here to stand up for children. I make a lot of typos.

[Jasmine Keith @Jasmine_Keith1]

5 years ago I was just your run of the mill, suburban SAHM. I was living my best life with mom friends, and playdates and long trips to target with a Starbucks in hand. But then the powers that be unleashed a biological weapon, isolated us and locked us in our homes.

The government pushed me over the edge. I spent those first few months falling down rabbit hole after rabbit hole. While my mom friends were watching Tiger King and baking sourdough I was watching Out of Shadows and learning everything I could about John Podesta, Jeffrey Epstein and sex trafficking. I read about Operation Mocking Bird and MK Ultra. I found every piece of information and resource I could find about Anthony Fauci and the 1980’s AIDS epidemic. I learned the names of my state and local public health officials, researched everything about them and spent hours and hours on legislative hearings over zoom. I dived into topics I never wanted to know about and never would have thought about if the world had just gone on.

I believe I’m a much different person than I should be. I’m jaded, on high alert, I analyze everything and often think the worst of people. I wish I could go back and just be that 2019 version of myself. I wish I didn’t know what I know now and I wish my life was just filled with leisurely strolls through Target with a coffee in hand.

I’ve written many times about what was taken from our kids but we don’t often acknowledge how Covid altered our paths and reshaped who we once were.

[Gina @GinaSaysSo]

PLEASE NOTE: This never happened.

@SpeakerJohnson is a liar.

[Jasmine Keith @Jasmine_Keith1]

@hunnybadgermom I probably have thousands of accounts muted! It really makes things much more tolerable 😂

[Jasmine Keith @Jasmine_Keith1]

@AngryPNWmom @Villgecrazylady Agreed. However I’d worry that releasing the name would just increase their sales 🙄

[Jasmine Keith @Jasmine_Keith1]

Who could have seen this coming?!

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

BREAKING: Majority of Millenial and Gen Z voters now reject both political parties, per Gallup poll.

[Jasmine Keith @Jasmine_Keith1]

Anyone in Seattle looking for a program manager job? Email your resume to [email protected] or send by mail to:
Zillow, Inc
1301 Second Ave, Floor 36
Seattle, WA 98101

[Jobs.Now @JobsNowPR]

why is Zillow taking applications for this Seattle Program manager only by paper mail or email?
up to 188k for this job

[Jasmine Keith @Jasmine_Keith1]

@BabyBillyUSA @OcrazioCornPop @Kalshi @RepThomasMassie You apparently don’t understand what America First means 🤡

[Jasmine Keith @Jasmine_Keith1]

@hunnybadgermom Praying they are going to be okay ♥️

[Jasmine Keith @Jasmine_Keith1]

@JWarbaby @AFpost @Americaonly9 WTF?

[Jasmine Keith @Jasmine_Keith1]

@juliecbarrett @tpusafaith @greglaurie @MrsErikaKirk @lucasmiles @girlsgonebible @ibrycecrawford It’s so weird

[Jasmine Keith @Jasmine_Keith1]

@LeadingReport Only 77%, huh?

I think we can do better

[Jasmine Keith @Jasmine_Keith1]

@Villgecrazylady I’ve heard that it’s a difference in personalities.

Cooks are “rebellious” and plays by their own rules

Bakers follow all the rules.

[Jasmine Keith @Jasmine_Keith1]

@GPrime85 But not today, it’s a federal holiday.

[Mel @Villgecrazylady]

Five random White guys eating lunch in Minnesota get reported as “undercover ICE agents” to an anti-ICE Signal chat by the restaurant’s owner and the next thing they know a mob has showed up to accost them.

And because Minneapolis has a “no cooperation with ICE policy” the local police are avoiding situations like this altogether- leaving regular citizens to fend for themselves and deal with these psychotic gangs of social justice warriors.

[Danny Roddy @dannyroddy]

James Corbett, Whitney Webb, et al., have been predicting for years that the surveillance state would be ushered in by tricking conservatives into thinking that it was about tracking illegal immigrants. Absolutely surreal to watch it play out.

[Jobs.Now @JobsNowPR]

Starbucks has gone to a new length with their hidden job board - they have now engineered their site so that every job link shows as "no longer available" - Even though the jobs are still there!

So the links they advertise ALWAYS appear "broken"!

We will just link to their hidden site

[Conservative Ladies of America - WA State @CLofWashington]

🚨Washington SB 5068 will allow ANY non-citizen in the US who is legally working here (refugee/asylee status, Visa holders, etc) to be law enforcement officers.

A non-citizen would be upholding the law and the constitution for US citizens!!!

This bill is a carry-over from the 2025 session and is on the Senate Floor Calendar for a vote on January 21. Last session EVERY senator (D & R alike) voted to PASS SB 5068. The Republicans get a do-over...a DO-BETTER...vote NO!!!

TAKE ACTION NOW
Send a message to your legislators: https://t.co/hk9X4jjevq

[Jasmine Keith @Jasmine_Keith1]

@PNW_working_mom He announced it on Benny Johnson’s show. Because of course he did 😂

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

Debts canceled by pardons