Jasmine Julia

Aesthetic: that $10 shirt from forever21 that says “dry clean only”

[Jasmine Julia @Jasminejulia34]

@MTV Shut the fuck up donny

[Jasmine Julia @Jasminejulia34]

@MTV This is sexist

[Jasmine Julia @Jasminejulia34]

Has anyone checked on Joe Alwyn this morning? #BuenosAiresTSTheErasTour

[Jasmine Julia @Jasminejulia34]

Hear me out.. could Lisa buy out the disgusting brothers from tomtom and go into business with Katie and Ariana instead? They could rename the bar MADKAT. Madix & Katie. #PumpRules #Vanderpump #pumprulesfinale

[Jasmine Julia @Jasminejulia34]

@MagLiberal54 Omg you’re so right. She never bought batteries and he fucked her best friend for 7 months.

[Jasmine Julia @Jasminejulia34]

Is this a smoking gun? Kristen season 4 episode 6. How many god damn light night bolt necklaces are out there #vpr #scandoval

[Jasmine Julia @Jasminejulia34]

The fact that Jen Shaw thought Covid was the worst six months of her life… months prior to her arrest. Hunni…#rhslc

[Jasmine Julia @Jasminejulia34]

I feel revived from the dead. We made it. We made it

[Danny Pellegrino @DannyPellegrino]

They almost lost us during that troubling OC period, but we made it through the rain and now we get to enjoy the rainbow that is Teresa v Jackie, a stripper named Bolo, Mary Cosby explaining her life, and a chicken shit bingo party. 💫🌈

[Jasmine Julia @Jasminejulia34]

I am so proud of joe for staying up this late #POTUS46

[Jasmine Julia @Jasminejulia34]

Gossip Girl + Downton Abbey
#Bridgerton

[Jasmine Julia @Jasminejulia34]

Remember when everyone found TikTok and was making focaccia? I miss that

[Jasmine Julia @Jasminejulia34]

Me rn

[Jasmine Julia @Jasminejulia34]

Go fuck yourself you stupid fucking moron

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

With Universal Mail-In Voting (not Absentee Voting, which is good), 2020 will be the most INACCURATE & FRAUDULENT Election in history. It will be a great embarrassment to the USA. Delay the Election until people can properly, securely and safely vote???

[aurelia bhoy @Aureliabhoy]

Me every 10 or so minutes watching #tigerking

[Jasmine Julia @Jasminejulia34]

#Frozen2 had the most confusing plot of any movie I’ve ever seen.

[Jasmine Julia @Jasminejulia34]

If you’re not flossing right now you were never going to. Stop lying to yourself and your dentist

[Jasmine Julia @Jasminejulia34]

@m_rose16

[palmer @decentbirthday]

I thought my GrubHub driver died for a second

[Jasmine Julia @Jasminejulia34]

Can you get diabetes from watching Diners Drive-Ins and Dives? Asking for a friend.

[Jasmine Julia @Jasminejulia34]

Facebook: that guy from high school who (allegedly) beat up his girlfriend and your dad’s drunk friend have the same birthday.
Me: I feel like I remember that from last year.