Jason Ryan

Frequent Tweeter, Infrequent bedwetter. If you meet me and i have an erection, I probably want to have sex with you. Lifetime Swifty

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You’re so vain you probably think this Parkinson’s diagnosis is about you

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@PaulCashin_ King Traitor

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WHY IS THE RTE PLAYER SO FUCKING SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT

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@PaulCashin_ Yeah?

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I hope maya rudolph is on #SNL this week singing #Hallelujah

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@JesusChryslerII That’s @TeamCoco

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@PaulCashin_

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@PaulCashin_ Aah no not another one

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Hate to be the poor unfortunate who- on one hand is having a brilliant time at EP but on the other hand missed the @TodayFM cash machine call

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Upset that @TodayFM called their @taylorswift13 station “Today FM Taylor’s version” and not “Tay-Tay FM”

[Jason Ryan @Jasnryn]

Strands #110
“We do”
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Strands #103
“Take a load off!”
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Strands #100
“Hold up...”
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Strands #96
“Sorority signs”
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Strands #95
“Tidal treasures”
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Strands #90
“Start the day right”
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Strands #89
“On the yellow brick road”
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Strands #88
“Pump it up!”
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Strands #87
“A good workout”
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Strands #86
“All atwitter”
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