I have a fucking army of retail betting on me at this point. If we don’t keep these people, we go right back to the same circle jerk we’ve been stuck in for the last year.
This is bigger than any one coin. This is about making winning great again and finally breaking out of the trenches we’ve all been trapped in.
I hope everyone supports me. Even if you don’t ape, I hope you can support the mission on the timeline. I genuinely want the best for everyone, and it’s the only reason I stepped up to do this.
I don’t have much to gain personally. I just want to use the momentum I’ve built to help the space as a whole. Love you all, and I can’t fucking wait to pull this off.
And what better way to do it than with DOGE’s sister, $CATE. 💛
Jobs not done until we break out of the crypto twitter circle jerk. Everyone recognizes DOGE. When the masses realize CATE is the cat counterpart, they won’t want to miss it. 18,000 holders in the first 24 hours… I think we’re onto something.
The dev abandoned this project and left it in the dust.
Now the community is stepping in, taking full control, and building a monstrous narrative around it.
The thesis is simple:
Dog(e)
Cat(e)
$CATE is inevitable.
Solana looks ready. Ansem looks ready. Everything is lining up. Feels like we’re entering a send everything market, and the next billion-dollar cat coin was born at the perfect time.
temporary pinned post
last account was spam reported and suspended last night by the old "team" (people who went afk on the old account manager/lead lol, i have proof of this) so this is where we're at for now.
they don't want you to take back your hood.
more below.
i think foreskin ticker $HOOD is the perfect meme for @RobinhoodCrypto, and the ticker is 90% of the thesis.
robinhood is a 100b+ company trading under $HOOD, now building an entire chain under the same brand. they’ll spend years pushing that ticker through product launches, earnings, partnerships, ads and millions of retail users.
foreskin just needs to hijack robinhood’s existing $HOOD mindshare.
imagine someone clicking the $HOOD cashtag on X expecting robinhood stock discourse and finding an army of people posting about foreskin. every push for corpo $HOOD also pushes the meme. so the bigger robinhood gets, the funnier and more valuable the joke becomes.
that’s the part i think people are underestimating.
robinhood couldn’t have picked a better ticker for a foreskin meme:
> robin hood wears a hood,
> robinhood trades as $HOOD
> foreskin is the hood.
few
then you already have “HOOD STAYS ON” which is exactly the kind of simple, repeatable slogan that CT can run with. wif had “hat stays on” robinhood chain gets “hood stays on”.
fartcoin also proved that universal body humor can scale way beyond the original joke. foreskin has that same dumb + instantly understandable appeal, but with a much stronger distribution primitive attached to it. basically the fartcoin of robinhood chain, except a $100b corporation is forced to market its ticker forever.
the more serious robinhood chain gets with tokenized stocks, tradfi rails and corporate boardrooms, the funnier it is that its flagship community coin could end up being foreskin and @vladtenev (RH founder) has to explain it.
corpo $HOOD trades at a $103b market cap, so meme $HOOD at even 1/100th of that would be a $1b coin.
hood stays on.
foreskin higher.
0x3f5e952b29be5d70846fc2ba472bea05761a769e
Ok! Let’s discuss what the trenches want:
Someone launched a ticker on my name & sent me 65% of the supply, & there is more than $10K in creator fee.
I literally don’t care about free money, so I’m not gonna sell the supply.
My DMs are flooded since I got the supply.
What do you want me to do with that fee & supply?
🚨 Most meme coins die within days.
Others are completely manipulated behind the scenes. Hidden wallets. Insider supply. Fake communities. Coordinated pumps where nobody even knows who actually made money except the people controlling it.
You’ve all seen it before.
A coin runs to tens or hundreds of millions… and somehow almost nobody from the actual community wins.
That is exactly why I decided to build $SERIOUS differently.
From day one, I’ve been fully doxed. I spent years as an Executive Director at Goldman Sachs and continue to work in senior positions in finance today. My reputation matters more to me than any short-term chart move ever could.
I’m also one of the largest holders of Graphite, deeply involved in the ecosystem, and in constant contact with the @bonkfun team. @SolportTom , @solportskg and the entire Bonk ecosystem have built something genuinely innovative, and that is one of the main reasons I chose to launch on Bonk.
People have seen me here every single day since launch.
Not hiding.
Not farming fees.
Not disappearing after volatility.
Building.
Yes, mistakes were made early on. Every real project has growing pains. But what matters is how you respond.
I responded by publicly putting more than $150,000 of my own money into the chart and the ecosystem to build a real foundation. Public buys. Public locks. Public commitment.
No hidden supply.
No shady allocations.
No fake “community”.
No fake hype.
Instead, we focused on what actually matters:
Building a strong holder base
Controlling supply responsibly
Creating real community conviction
Securing market making
Expanding marketing reach
Preparing listings
Building long-term utility
Today we have more than 2,800 holders and around 75% of supply controlled between long-term holders, locks and ecosystem structure.
That matters.
Because the truth is that the meme coins that truly make it usually do not happen overnight. They take months of consolidation, rotation and rebuilding. Weak hands leave. Stronger holders replace them. Community becomes conviction.
That is exactly where we are now.
And we’ve already proven what this project can do:
$3M market cap twice
recent rally to $2.4M
constant recovery after volatility
We’ve been here before.
And we will get there again.
The difference is that now the foundation is significantly stronger.
What most people still do not understand is that $SERIOUS is not stopping at being “just another meme”.
I’m currently working on two separate projects where $SERIOUS can have actual utility integrated into them. I cannot share details yet, but when I do, people will understand the bigger vision here.
With my background in finance, years in crypto, relationships across the ecosystem and the strength of this community, I genuinely believe people are underestimating what we are building.
And none of this would be possible without Bonk.
BonkFun changed the game with their technology and ecosystem approach. Tom, SKG and the team deserve massive respect for continuing to push innovation while everyone else copies narratives.
I chose #USD1 because I genuinely believe in what @worldlibertyfi is trying to build for the future of crypto. For the first time in years, the industry feels like it’s moving toward real adoption instead of constant uncertainty. The shift in regulation and the pro-crypto stance coming from what the Trump family & @mellometrics is changing the game completely, opening the door for innovation, capital, and long-term growth in the space. I want $SERIOUS aligned with projects and ecosystems that are pushing crypto forward, not backward.
I will continue building alongside Bonk and supporting the ecosystem long term.
This is still early.
Stay patient.
Stay focused.
Stay building.
Stay $SERIOUS.