Murph Town 🇺🇸

It's funny, I still feel guilty about shooting that rabbit as a child, but could care less about that Taliban dude from the other day.

[Murph Town 🇺🇸 @JasonAmyMurph]

You'd never know it just by looking, but the Sheepdog is also an angel.

https://t.co/qwKrx8fy71

[CBS News @CBSNews]

WATCH: A police officer saved the life of a choking 3-week-old baby as her distraught family watched. "Not only did the officer save the baby, but the officer did an outstanding job consoling the family," the Sterling Heights Police Department said.

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@ForAmerica Some animals are created more equal than others.

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@Rockies Bring back the Zephyrs.

Sell the Rox.

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@realDonaldTrump 🇺🇸

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@ResisttheMS @DefiantLs Gangster.

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@KamalaHarris Who doesn’t love a yellow school bus, or the passage of time, and to continue what we’ve been doing and that time is now.

[Murph Town 🇺🇸 @JasonAmyMurph]

@JoeBiden So you’re beginning to unfuc*k the mess you started.

Great.

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@POTUS @JoeBiden No comment.

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@Not_the_Bee @TheBabylonBee Can she cook and clean?

💍

[Murph Town 🇺🇸 @JasonAmyMurph]

@libsoftiktok @LibertyMutual Who’d of thought being so woke and enlightened would be a civil rights violation.

🤔

[Murph Town 🇺🇸 @JasonAmyMurph]

@TheBabylonBee She was a hussy when she was awake anyway.

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@frogs_mama @PictureThisAI Outstanding suggestion! Thank you so much.

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@Rockies

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@TheBabylonBee Science.

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@JoeBiden @KamalaHarris Not sure if this was before or after Sunday communion.

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@PatriciaHeaton The Lord wants us all to take a stand for Him in this hostile world.

Luke 23:50-56

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@PatriciaHeaton Blasphemy.

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@KamalaHarris Who doesn’t love a school bus?

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@JoeBiden Guns don’t kill people.

People kill people.

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@JoeBiden @KamalaHarris Bang up job on the southern border.

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@Rockies Pass.