Jason Ashley Wright

Neurotic columnist, procrastinating novelist, impulse buyer, flagrant poster of younger, slimmer profile photos

[Jason Ashley Wright @JasonAshley918]

@tullylawfirm You'd know I was ******* you, Tully, and you'd send me a ******* thank-you note afterward.

[Jason Ashley Wright @JasonAshley918]

Trader Joe's coming to Brookside http://t.co/IiaR2lBIaN

[Jason Ashley Wright @JasonAshley918]

The start of a cold means homemade chicken noodle soup and a "Golden Girls" marathon. What makes YOU feel better? #morphineflavoredicecream

[Jason Ashley Wright @JasonAshley918]

@KateSpencer1 What?!?!

[Phil Wahba @philwahba]

“@broderick: who wore it better”

[GQ Magazine @GQMagazine]

The nerd in me is currently conflicted by Kate Upton's armor and how impractical it would actually be in practice.

[Jason Ashley Wright @JasonAshley918]

So is anyone else binge-watching #HemlockGrove ?

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I just realized I suffer from tweet guilt -- or, specifically, guilt from a lack of tweeting. Is there a hashtag for that? #tweetguilt

[Jason Ashley Wright @JasonAshley918]

Want to see a movie a day? AMC hopes so http://t.co/1CjSEIcObH

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

This “Schoolhouse Rock” Sketch On “SNL” Shows Just How Messed Up Our Government Is http://t.co/DswGr9MyN1

[Jason Ashley Wright @JasonAshley918]

@tullylawfirm But I'm YOURS, Tully ... xoxo

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OK HS football player, coach on 'Today' Friday via @KJRH2HD http://t.co/Zz98Gat9WG

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Sport sleep coach's top tips for better rest http://t.co/W8fW15Xs7V

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@jerrywofford I hope you slapped this individual. #HatersGonnaHate #butyoushouldstillslapthem

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@DQ3 wonderful to see you today!

[Jason Ashley Wright @JasonAshley918]

So which one is less evil: coffee or Diet Coke?

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Extraordinary art from 'five-year-old Monet' http://t.co/6fqBGwX3iC

[Jason Ashley Wright @JasonAshley918]

World has lost half its wildlife in 40 years http://t.co/aOJXfw8DyP

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The Germans probably have a word for this: That rare feeling when you feel confident in public and, 2 hours later, realize your fly is open.

[Jason Ashley Wright @JasonAshley918]

@jayfeely That is an awesome jacket you're wearing on air now. Please pardon the creepy Tweet (but where'd you get it?).