Jason

If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then that law only exists for the lower class

[Twitch.tv/1030 @1030]

Tear down their swimming pool.

Remove their right to live and work in the EU.

Scrap Erasmus.

Make university too expensive.

Fuck up social housing.

And their pensions.

Make home ownership near impossible.

OK now make YouTube illegal.

[Jason @JasonB1988]

Scotland 🤝 Cape Verde

Embarrassing Spain

[Jason @JasonB1988]

SpaceX will trade today and reach $150, before dropping to $75 next week.

[Sky News @SkyNews]

"If you want to protest do so legally and ignore the far right agitators... who wind things up and then walk away, running for the hills when trouble starts and leave the consequences of arrest and criminal charges and prosecutions to those on the ground."

Carl Whyte, Social Democratic and Labour Party (SDLP) councillor for Belfast City Council, tells @SkyYaldaHakim

🔗 https://t.co/RXp4UxQ59M

[Jason @JasonB1988]

The amount of English players learning Spanish is mad…on the other hand Rashford was there for 12 months and only spoke broken English with an almost racist Spanish accent 😂

[Jason @JasonB1988]

@LBC Ban them from online gaming as well!

[Sky Sports Scotland @ScotlandSky]

♥️ They might not be on the pitch, but the injured Marc Leonard and Craig Halkett were firmly on their teammate’s minds ⤵️

[JimmyTheGiant @jimthegiant]

Whats mental is if he just went, fuck it - rejoin EU, nationalise rail, nationalise water & do a wealth tax

He’d become a hero overnight

[Matthew Stadlen @MatthewStadlen]

An estimated 74% of voters who bothered to turn out in the local elections yesterday did NOT vote for Reform. Let that sink in. And then adjust your hyperbole accordingly.

[James Chapman @jameschappers]

.@SkyNews now projecting a national vote share for Reform of 27%, based on results so far. That’s four points down on what they achieved in local elections last year. Somewhat of a counter to the prevailing narrative.

[Gavin Barwell @GavinBarwell]

You're going to hear a lot about how Reform is now a national party.

It's not true, as John Curtice sets out here. They're doing very well in areas that voted strongly for Brexit and not very well at all in areas that voted strongly Remain @Prosper_UK_

https://t.co/CgwDD8Agr1

[Henry Winter @henrywinter]

In praise of John McGinn. In a game of high stakes and high tension, McGinn’s joy in playing the sport should be cherished even more. In an industry which takes itself very seriously, McGinn brings some fun while never forgetting his responsibilities... #AVFC 1/2

[John McGinn @jmcginn7]

Wowww. Villa park was electric 🔥 see you in Istanbul.. UTFV!! 💜

[Jason @JasonB1988]

Genuinely hope this is the start of the end of the 2 party system and that there are more coalition governments in the uk similar to much of Europe, but lads, if your left of centre, don’t be getting into bed with reform or the Tories for a bit of power

[Jason @JasonB1988]

What a player John McGinnis is

[Jason @JasonB1988]

Fergie in!

[Livingston Football Club @LiviFCOfficial]

𝐂𝐨𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐟𝐟 𝐮𝐩𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞

The club can confirm that it has today accepted the resignations of men’s first-team Head Coach Marvin Bartley, along with coach Neil Hastings, with immediate effect.

🔗 https://t.co/TYixVRvvCt

[twitch.tv/Limmy @DaftLimmy]

I've seen people moan about the crowds at Coachella being lifeless. And I've moaned about people at events like that just looking at their phone.

But the fact is, see if you're not drunk or eccied, most things are shite.

[Iran Embassy SA @IraninSA]

And today’s popular music: “blockade” by Trump.

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

Arne Slot has now lost more games managing Liverpool this season (17) than Ruben Amorim did for Manchester United last season (16).

[Jason @JasonB1988]

@LBC @TomSwarbrick1 Not referencing Waitrose 😂😂😂😂