Jason Ball

Ball is life and also my last name. So that’s convenient.

[Jason Ball @JasonBallSoHard]

I got Twitter so I could practice my joke writing. But I had forgotten that I’m lazy.

[Jason Ball @JasonBallSoHard]

I’m a nihilist, but only when I first wake up. Life is always meaningless in the mornings. #LetMeSleep

[Jason Ball @JasonBallSoHard]

@potheadchimp You are the epitome of mental disorder. As in your mental has no order, which is why you ramble for days on end.

[Jason Ball @JasonBallSoHard]

@George4Porter @bertkreischer @joerogan @standup I don’t think it’s necessarily going to create another big comedy scene or community like LA or NY. I think it may make smaller scenes across the country. And those big guys who are well established can go wherever they want. The rest of us still have to go where the comedy is.

[Jason Ball @JasonBallSoHard]

I’ve never been more afraid of you.

[Potheadchimp @potheadchimp]

The basic elements of a #human body are worth approximately $600 on the open market as of 2016. However a human body goes for about $550,000 on the market as is. that is. Once those basic elements come together in… https://t.co/C55Jbep7Oz

[Jason Ball @JasonBallSoHard]

@potheadchimp I thought you were a comedian. I haven’t seen a funny tweet yet. Dafuq?

[Jason Ball @JasonBallSoHard]

@George4Porter Even if that was the main reason he died. Shouldn’t matter. That force wasn’t necessary, and if the force wasn’t the murderer, it had to have been the accomplice. Either way, I agree, get fucked.

[Pepperoni Papi 🍕 @CoreyAllenTate]

i’m glad i have women friends so they can explain shit to me about women lmao. getchu some women friends dawg. 🤝

[RedDeathMask aka George @George4Porter]

There are people so damn poor all they have is their money.

[Jason Ball @JasonBallSoHard]

@George4Porter That’s good shit

[Jason Ball @JasonBallSoHard]

@George4Porter It’s the unfortunate truth. The key is that you don’t need money to buy stuff.

[Jason Ball @JasonBallSoHard]

@George4Porter You just contradicted yourself though. You said money buys nothing, but then you say it buys most people.

[Jason Ball @JasonBallSoHard]

@DJnoballs No you

[Jason Ball @JasonBallSoHard]

The most depressed people I meet are married. Why are people still doing this?

[Jason Ball @JasonBallSoHard]

@potheadchimp Yeah but you said lose my contact info. You wouldn’t even speak to them?

[Jason Ball @JasonBallSoHard]

@potheadchimp Yeah but if they’re your ex why do you care who they have sex with?

[Jason Ball @JasonBallSoHard]

The more I talk to these women, the less I understand why my ex went lesbian.

#whywouldyouwantthat