Jason bourne

My real name is David Webb. I was trained to be a killer, and i am the best at what i do.

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To be or not to be. The creation of I've herd it both ways. #Hamletwasahipster

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Mass chicken farms in Idaho- The number 1 cause of Anorexia.

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What's so bad with a father liking sugar. #Sugardaddy

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Uncle Pete used to say "No pain no gain". But he died by cannon ball.

[Jason bourne @JasonC_Bourne]

How many africans can fit in a truck? A lot. http://t.co/OzU1V8C

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Don't you hate when someone can't gage his or her tweet and instead of using incorrect grammar to make it fit they just don't finish his or

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If you are white water rafting the Nile and are to weak to pull yourself up into the raft, you are InDeNile. http://t.co/X60VjmN

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Wet suits don't stop a crocodile's jaw. #tipsforspies

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Check this out it's cool. http://t.co/dORibHP

[Jason bourne @JasonC_Bourne]

You know when your mom says, "the world doesn't revolve around you". I'm not sure that's true 100% of the time. I've seen some fat kids.

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To clarify when I say "assistant" i mean he does my paper work, and when I say "document" I mean show all the cool parts of my trip.

[Jason bourne @JasonC_Bourne]

I got a gift for all of you loyal followers. Destinationunlimited.tumblr.com its my "assistants" blog, he will be documenting our trip.

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So big news I'm in Istanbul turkey right now. Its a little Vacation before a month long mission in Uganda. PS I'm not in Greece.

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Sorry about the downtime I had to [insert perfect excuses here].

[Jason bourne @JasonC_Bourne]

Waiter-We just had a man crap himself on the way to the bathroom.
Wife-I thought Mr. Bond couldn't make it.

[Jason bourne @JasonC_Bourne]

I was always told to love my enemies and I do...when they're dead.

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#ihateitwhenpeoplemakereallylongtrendsinsteadofjustwritingasentence

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If I was president I would outlaw anything that started before 11:00 AM.
#Bourne2012

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Where do you are yourself in 5 years Jason? I'll probably be flipping burgers at McDonalds, right next to Trump's house.
#SurpriseTrump

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Why is "classic" literature always either insanely boring or very perverted, and why to we make kids read it for school.