Jason Cesare

Father, Husband, Brother, Son, Actor, Singer, Advertising Professional, Human and lover of all things wine, bourbon, whiskey, music, life and song

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JC Thinks:

@ClubDirty_ - You’ve got to try Licor 43 (Cuarenta y Tres) and Lemonade…tastes like a lemon meringue pie!!!

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JC Thinks: This is how you do it gentlemen…

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JC Thinks:

Here’s a craaaaaazy stat I just read:

More people have walked on the moon (12) than @MarianoRivera has allowed earned runs in the postseason (11).

#jcthinks
#marianorivera
#TheGoat
#Yankees

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JC Thinks-the @AEW Trios Championship was my idea and I have proof…don’t @ me @TonyKhan

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JC Thinks:

Hello. My name is Jason Cesare and I’ve not ONCE rode on Gravitron.

Yes…I’d like to step inside the anti-gravity death diamond, please.

GTFOHWTBS!!!

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#fuckgravitron

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JC Thinks:

Did you know the meaning of Mar-a-Lago translates to “You’re Fucked!”

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#LockHimUp

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JC Thinks:

Republicans: “A red wave is coming!”

Democrats: “A blue wave is coming!”

Me: “We’re all gonna fucking drown!!!”

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JC Thinks:
@Teddyswi - can we get a “What’s Up” cover from 4 Non Blondes?
I’d imagine you’d murder this…
I got backup for ya bruh…

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@ImKingKota @SashaBanksWWE called…she wants her vibe back…

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JC Thinks:
@GregAbbott_TX claims he is, “livid about what happened”
He also tweeted…

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JC Thinks:

Is Mansplaining the same as Communicunting?

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JC Thinks:

I just heard someone refer to a Twinkie as a “Cream Canoe” and honestly, I’m all fucked up about it right now…

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#creamcanoe

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JC Thinks:

Anyone else find it hilarious that the same people who were willing to sacrifice Grandma two years ago so they could eat out at Buffalo Wild Wings are the same people claiming they are “pro-life” now and therefore have the right to regulate women’s bodies?

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JC Thinks:

The street sweeper came by this morning and I’ve been irrationally excited about the fact that I was able to move the basketball hoop in time for him to clean the entire area in front of my house…being an adult is fucking stupid!

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JC Thinks:
It’s time for a Triple Team Title in @AEW they have enough roster for it!
Death Triangle
House of Black
Blackpool Combat Club
Kingston/Santana/Ortiz
JAS
UE
Jurassic Express
Best Friends

Make it happen @TonyKhan !!!

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JC Thinks:
Tonight…I became irrationally excited because the food in the fridge that needed to be thrown out fit perfectly in the garbage bag that had to go out to the garbage can that had to go out to the street because pick up is tomorrow!!!
Being an adult is sad.
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@DramaMamaFama Said, literally, the same exact thing!

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JC Thinks:
Say what you will about the Will Smith/
@chrisrock embarrassment from last night’s #Oscars but don’t you DARE, for ONE SINGLE MOMENT, talk about “taking his Oscar away”!

When you come for Roman Polanski’s Oscar then & ONLY THEN can you have that discussion.

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JC Thinks:

Sue: If you’re going somewhere while you wait, don’t eat.
Me: Why?
Sue: We can eat together afterwards.
Me: You don’t think I can eat more than once?
Sue: …
Everyone else in the waiting room: LOL!!!

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JC Thinks:l

Let’s play the, “Where the Hell Is…?!?!” game.

Where the hell is Madonna?!?!

Your turn…

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