JasonComedy

Computer programmer by day and aspiring poker player and stand-up comic by night

[Patrick Kays @thepatrickkays]

Chaos erupts prior to final speaker at HI finals in National Speech and Debate Tournament.

Speaker took the stage , but another individual was on stage with a bag in his hand. Then video cut out.

“Shooter” was shouted in audio clip.

No confirmed reports of anything else.

[Anung Un Drama @spaceghost]

give me their discord server and I’ll have control of DOGE by EOB today

[Simone @girlpowertbh]

My bf keeps muttering to himself "we had to get through Hoover to get to FDR" like it's a prayer

[JasonComedy @JasonComedy]

Sarah is back!😊

[Sarah Beattie @nachosarah]

hey guys has anything happened while I’ve been gone

[Claude Taylor @TrueFactsStated]

It may have no effect but we should be grateful to Bishop Budde for addressing Trump in person with this message.

[JasonComedy @JasonComedy]

I'd argue the 2024 election was a better test and sadly the result was bad.

[Taylor Lorenz @TaylorLorenz]

The TikTok ban stuff is a real litmus test for who’s an idiot and who’s not, and who actually supports free speech and who does not.

[JasonComedy @JasonComedy]

@TWLadyGrey Trump was 0-1 vs men and 2-0 vs women. His base was energized to make sure a woman didn't win: especially a black woman. They weren't as concerned about a white man winning.

[JasonComedy @JasonComedy]

@TWLadyGrey We nominated a woman in 2016 and then again in 2024. That was the biggest lesson that should have been learned.

[JasonComedy @JasonComedy]

@RealMartyT7 Source?

[Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran]

Reminder: Fascism rose partly as a result of the 1918 pandemic. Do not stay silent about the attempts to ban masks and protests.

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

R.I.P. Rickey Henderson 🙏

[JasonComedy @JasonComedy]

@EricG1247 They began in the 70's and never stopped ...

[JasonComedy @JasonComedy]

If I recall, someone did, and several people found it offensive. 🤷‍♂️

[Taylor Lorenz @TaylorLorenz]

Someone should make a version of the poster hiding Cynthia’s face halfway so it matches the original

[Fiqah is @sassycrass.bsky.social @sassycrass]

I'm going to say, again, that when long COVID effects kill me - sooner than later - I need y'all to recognize and say LOUDLY what it was.

Long COVID is keeping my blood pressure at 230/128, in spite of taking an elaborate cocktail of meds.
Long COVID is shredding my kidneys.

[JasonComedy @JasonComedy]

@atrupar I'll be surprised if anything surprises me the next 4 years. This specifically does not surprise me. People wanted a circus or didn't believe we'd get one. It's here for 4 years minimum if we are lucky.

[JasonComedy @JasonComedy]

@ChrisDJackson Unfortunately they constantly get rewarded for both corruption and stupidity so it's going to get worse long before it gets better.

[Nate in Appleton @NateAndree]

If you are looking for the best video out there from start to finish this is the one #MichiganFootball #OhioState

[Johnny AGI @JohnnyAGI]

MAGA's,

I want to make this perfectly clear.

I voted for Kamala Harris.

But she lost.

Your guy won.

I will not be trying to join the "winning team" and become friendly to this abomination known as MAGA.

No, I will be checking the cost of eggs. Daily.

The cost of gas. Daily.

The cost of housing. Daily.

Automobiles. Daily. Rent. Daily. Food. Daily. The situation at the border. Daily.

As the Lord is my witness, you BETTER have the price of everything down with ZERO excuses.

The border better be shut as a motherplucka.

You taunted us for FOUR YEARS saying Biden sucks and your guy can fix everything.

So do it.

Or I will drag your MAGA asses across the galaxy and to Orions Belt and back.

The level of mockery I will put you through if Trump doesn't accomplish exactly at least 90% what he promised will be historical.

You have been put notice.

Not get the fuck out of my Ted talk.

[JasonComedy @JasonComedy]

@DrewSav You also never hear about the brilliant campaign strategies the Trump campaign pulled off like bombing the debate and having low energy half empty rallies.

[JasonComedy @JasonComedy]

@MAD_lines Because too many Democrats only vote when they are inspired and skip midterms. Voting is like eating or exercising: it's good for you, and you have to keep doing it to get maximum benefits.