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I’m Joe

[Mühendislik Harikası @muhendisIiktr]

Bu adam, Hummer’ını ışığın %99,96’sını emen Vantablack ile kapladı.

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

My manager once told me in a review that I needed to be more visible to leadership. I asked how. She said attend more meetings. I asked which ones. She said the ones where decisions are made. I asked how to get invited to those. She said by being more visible. I wrote the whole exchange in my notes. Showed it to my next manager at a different company during my first week. He laughed and said that was the most corporate thing he had ever heard.

[knick @Knick_RSA]

We moved on Too Quickly 😭😭

She has not been Found. Repost

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Why would you ghost your father because he is poor?

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

Amazing that they already knew his order and everything. Magic. ✨

[BLACK PEDRĪ🇪🇸🇲🇼 @VascoChilanga]

Koma chibwezi ichi chikadzatha ndizakhala ndi ntchito yopanga delete zinthu mu phone mu😂🙌

[3 Shots @_CrocodileTeeth]

I can't believe Malawians fought to take this country back from colonisers but we can't take it back from corrupt politicians. When we finally become serious citizens and patriots, even if it's 3am in the morning, please wake me up. Thanks.

[the_ceo @the_ceo99]

“Women deal with periods, pregnancy, and menopause.”
Men deal with shorter life expectancy, the most dangerous jobs, war, higher suicide rates, and the constant expectation to provide and protect. Men don’t complain because they’re built to carry heavier loads.
But go ahead and tell us how hard your period is. The world runs on male sacrifice, not female discomfort.
Men’s struggles don’t get parades; they get expectations.

[Hope Dlamini @HopePerfect_Dla]

The way Police will be arresting everyone after seeing this… no mercy

[Dalton Pruitt @daltonleepruitt]

During jacking off: I am having so much fun jacking off and it’s gonna feel so good when I bust

After jacking off: I may never find love

[katyakay @katyakayy]

My boyfriend suddenly became obsessed with going to the gym.
New clothes.
New haircut.
New confidence.
I thought he was preparing to leave me.
One day I asked why he'd changed.
He looked embarrassed.
Then admitted:
"One kid called me 'uncle' last month."

[Oreoluwa Bukola, CFA. @BukkyOA]

Corporate is so performative that you have to be a literal actor to thrive.

[moonreeds 🌙 @verydrearydays]

does anyone else feel randomly guilty for their past even though it's been years and years and you changed and nobody even knows what you did back then but you still feel bad about it for some reason like why does my brain even care at this point i'm being ragebaited by myself

[Miss Perry @Chayneashley]

Confrontation is fun cause what’s going to happen if we all just be honest?

[سيدة @Ajoke__xx]

Love after 25 is different. You’re not looking for sparks. You’re looking for stability, kindness and shared goals. You’ve outgrown games and butterflies. You’re craving peace, emotional safety, and someone whose future aligns with yours.

[` @reallutherr]

dont flirt with me i fuck good and i'm crazy

[#PutSouthAfricansfirst @Patriot_S_A]

She died yesterday on duty while she reported that she was sick
She was denied permission to go home by the company.
Justice for Gcina

[Anointed @MosesMthawanji]

How do you inform parents that you are pregnant or you impregnated a girl

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

When you multiply every number together, the result is zero.